CLIP!

On Episode 29 of Roll The Receipts, Sherwin and Andrika are feeling drained (in Marlo’s voice!). They kick things off talking about a week that took everything out of them and weather that can’t decide whether it wants to be cold or hot.

Then it’s time for a packed docket. Andrika gets into the Milania Giudice drama, RHONY, the Next Gen NYC reunion, and Love & Marriage: Huntsville, while Sherwin weighs in on the new celebrity cast of The Traitors and recaps Dancing with the Stars: Viral Hits Night.

For the main event, RHUGT turns up the heat with a Miami lingerie party before the ladies head to New York for a gangster lunch with Dorinda. Then it’s back to Salt Lake City for RHOSLC Episode 2 and a Ski Day that gives Sherwin and Andrika plenty to discuss.

The week may have drained us, but the docket is still full. CLIP! The receipts are ready.

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SPEAKER_02 0:00

She said what? Wait, what now? She went where uh uh no re white match. She said what now? I want all the teeth piping hot. Oh now that shady clock it, roll the receipts, roll the receipts with Andrika and Sherwin. Pull it up, drop the proof, run it back, roll it.

SPEAKER_03 0:22

Hello, hello everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Rolling the Receipts. I am Andrika.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

And I'm Sherwin, and we are back with another episode. And we're calling it clip, okay? Because if y'all know what I'm talking about, what a nostalgic week because we went back in time all the way to New York and we saw clip, clip, clip, you fool. Okay, and it took me all the way back. So I am so excited to dive into another full week of Bravo Chaos. But before we do, Andrica, it's so good to see you and talk to you. How are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 1:00

This week drained me and my Marlo voice. Oh, this week drained me. I don't know what was going on. I think it's all around because I've talked to all of my group chats. Everybody was just like, whoo, I think it could be the weather because it's been cohot in the Bay Area.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

What's cohort? Okay, wait, hold on, hold on. I don't even know what this means. You have to educate me here. What does cohot mean, Andrika?

SPEAKER_03 1:29

Y'all, y'all know I be on threads. And so I was scrolling on threads, and someone threaded that the Bay Area has been cohot. And even I was like WTF. And so when they broke it down, cohot basically means that it's super cold in the morning. Like the fog is here. We're freezing. We have our heaters on. And then it's hot as hell come 11 o'clock. And we need our AC on. Like it's summer all over again. And then it's cold again in the evening. So it's literally been cohot every day. And so I saw that I was like, that is accurate. Accurate, accurate, accurate. But basically, the Bay Area is officially transitioning to fall, right? Fall, winter, because we really don't have four seasons out here. So it's been co hot. Yeah, we got spring, summer, co hot.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

Okay. Well, in my charade voice, it's definitely given spring, summer, September. Okay. Because at this point, I'm ready for fall. Okay. I'm ready for the fall outfits. I'm ready for the fall weather. I'm ready for Halloween and Thanksgiving, which by the way is one of my favorite holidays. Because you know, we like good food and Thanksgiving never fails. So I'm excited. I need the falls and the winters to start coming because I'm ready, Enrica. I am ready.

SPEAKER_05 2:52

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Let's get into it. I know it's been a crazy week in the Bravo verse, Andrika, but what has been on the headlines? Tell everybody what's going on.

SPEAKER_03 3:03

My niece in Jersey, Melania Judyce, has been in the headlines.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Not the niece.

SPEAKER_03 3:10

Well, all your nieces and nephews, all of them. Yes. I have several Bravo nieces and nephews, okay? Like the next gen, all of them, all of them, all of them. Except Vicky's kids and what's the Jenna? Nah, I'm gonna say Gina Dow, Lord have mercy. Them, them, them, them first season jersey in New York.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

Oh, Gina. You're thinking of Gina's kids.

SPEAKER_03 3:32

Gina, yeah. Yes, her, her kids and Louanne's kids, because they was already grown by the time they came on. But the ones that I literally saw grow up on camera, like I just like, like, what do you yeah, what do you mean Porsche's in college? Like, how?

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Like, how? Like, literally, I agree with you. It's like Porsche from Beverly Hills, it's the Melania's, the Adrianas from New Jersey. And then it's like, even in Beverly, in um, excuse me, in Atlanta, we've got some younger girls, like, you know, Shamia's daughter is a lot younger, and Porsche's daughter is a lot younger. So now they're gonna be our new nieces and nephews, right? Like growing up in front of us.

SPEAKER_03 4:11

I mean, currently my niece and all of the kids, you know, like Noelle, like, why is no like Riley? It it just throws me off. Like, I can't believe it. So, anywho's Melania Judy was recently in the headlines because she was in the airport basically cussing down her mama, you know, telling her to shut the fuck up, you know, all type of stuff. And this is what we do, like it was it was a moment. Um, and it went out, and some people that don't understand what's going on are like, you know, basically talking shit and being mean, and this is not the time to be mean. Like, Milania's clearly going through something. First of all, let me just say that Melani has always been the one that's been spoken speak up her mind. Like, out of all the Judece girls, she's always been the one and not the two.

SPEAKER_01 5:00

She's always been spicy, definitely.

SPEAKER_03 5:03

But she's literally having like, I don't want to say some mental health issues, but she's going through a mental break. She lost her best friend at 20 years old. She lost her best friend. Oh my god, I think it was like in November of last year. So she's still dealing with that and have to deal with that in the spotlight. Let's not forget, like, her world flipped when Teresa and Joe Judice made headlines, right? Like Teresa went to jail, and then turnaround, then Joe went to jail, and then Joe had to get deported. Like, her world has been flipped upside down in the spotlight. So imagine being 20 years old, navigating all of this with a spotlight. Like, we also know she just came off of like going to jail, and you know, from that thing that happened earlier this year. So, like, I just want people to give Melania some grace. Joe has spoken now all the way from the Bahamas. I mean, he basically broke down what I just said. Melania's a great girl. You know, she's normally she loves her parents, her mother included. Melania's going through some things. She lost her best friend, Victoria. Like, give my daughter a break, please. And you know what he was talking to. He was talking to all you losers out there talking shit about our girl, Melania. So let's give Melania some grace. Let's keep Melania lift up in her thoughts and prayers and leave her the hell alone because I'm gonna come get you. Period.

SPEAKER_01 6:33

Yes. Well, I mean, I agree. I think that to your point, losing somebody, whether it's a best friend, a family member, you can't tell anybody how to grieve. Okay, let's make that very clear. Like, people grieve in different ways, and we also don't know what's happening behind the scenes. You know, we only see what hits the headlines, right? So we don't know how her family has been there for her or not been there for her during this grieving process, and we don't know how she's dealing with all this. And so I do agree with you where it's like, hey, let's give her some grace because we don't know all the facts, and also this is somebody in crisis, this is somebody who needs help. This is somebody who is going through something and battling, you know, some kind of mental obstacle and just really going through it. So to judge somebody off of this, you know, situation, I think is really, really sad. So I agree with you. I think let's give her some grace, but hopefully, you know, her family and her are able to put their differences aside because listen, you guys are a unit. Like, we know the Judices, it's kind of like you know, the Capulets and the Montahues from Romeo and Juliet. You know what I'm saying? Like, we got the Gorgas.

SPEAKER_03 7:37

Oh, I was like, where is you going up with this?

SPEAKER_01 7:40

Yeah, like from Romeo and Juliet, you know, you got the big family house.

SPEAKER_03 7:43

I don't remember their names.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

That's why I'm gonna listen. I I am a sucker for a good old school Shakespeare play, okay? But I just when I think of the Gorgas and I think of the Judaises, it's kind of like these are the big families like on the show, you know. And so I really hope they can stay together as a unit because, like you said, we've seen them grow up, they've been there for each other, and uh hopefully they're able to get through this.

SPEAKER_03 8:07

I mean, I think they will because like, and it makes sense of why Teresa in that video kept saying, I love you, I love you all over again, because clearly she's gone through some things. Now, I don't know what happened to Gia because Gia was like, let her do whatever she wants. Like, I don't know if that was just like some big sister thing and whatever. And I she probably know I'm a line. She probably was talking to Gia when she said, Shut the fuck up, not to her mama. Like we think that she was talking to, but I think she was talking to Gia personally, just based off their sisterly relationship that we saw over the years. They love each other, but Melania will cut you out in a heartbeat. You hear me? But yeah. Thoughts and prayers are a girl, Melania. That's all.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

Thoughts and prayers, absolutely. Well, speaking of other shows that are going on, can we talk about this new traders cast, the celebrity cast that they just dropped? Because I definitely have some thoughts, okay? Let me just say, first of all, there is a season right now airing. It's the the new blood season, the civilian season, which you're watching. I'm going to watch, I'm gonna catch up on it, you guys. I'm still a little salty, and traders production, y'all know why, okay, because this is the second time I auditioned to be on traders. I auditioned before it even came out a long time ago. I think it was like right after COVID time, and they literally had reached out, and this was not even a show yet. Like they had the premise. They said you're gonna be staying in a castle in Scotland for like two months. You're gonna be playing a game where some people are traders and some people are faithful. And I went through the whole interview process, Andrika. I literally went all the way to the end. I talked to all the producers on the phones, I had Zoom calls, like I did the whole nine yards, and then at the very end, they came back around and said, Hey, we're actually gonna go with a celebrity cast. And so that's how we saw like celebrities coming on traders, because they ended up picking people with a little bit bigger name and things like that. So I didn't get around the first time. Now, this new season came around, the new blood. They reached out for a second time and said, Do you want to be on? And I said, Absolutely. So I went through the process again. For those of you who don't know, Andrica is actually the one who helped me with my video this time around. And what happened, traders? I'm I'm right here. You need me on your show. Come on, what are we doing? So I don't know, Andrica. You think I would be good on traders? And if I was on traders, do you think I'd be a better faithful or a trader? Let me ask you that. Oh, I'm about to get I'm about to get my tea ready right now. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:43

Looking at the cast that's here, I don't think that you would have been a good fit for the cast that's on right now, a new blog, if I'm being honest. Yeah, I don't think that you it the cast that they picked, and no shade to the people out there, it seemed like they want to go to like a with an older crew. And then now they're picking on the one girl that's young. So they would have already picked on you. And they would have been like, now if you was on this cast, because that young girl is a traitor, they're already on her as a trader. Cause like, oh, she's young, she's innocent, yada yada. She isn't like, you know, they're they're doing ageism in a sense, right? So I think that they would have came exactly for you. Because again, you're young, you're innocent, you don't know anything, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like they would do the same thing to you as they're doing to the to her.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

No, no, no, innocent all the way, okay?

SPEAKER_03 11:36

Because I'm just, I know you're not innocent. I'm saying, you know, compared what they would do, the same thing doing her, they do what they would do to you. Now, I think that you would be a good faithful because I think that they will already think that you're a traitor. I think you will go in there and they'll be like, oh, he's a traitor. So you have to be a faithful.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

One thing about me though, and listen, we're about to get into a celebrity cast in a second, but one thing about this show that I really like is just the ability to really bluff and like, you know, whether or not you are a trader or you're a faithful, whatever, like there's a lot of like switching and pretending to be something that you're not and things like that. And I'm not saying I'm good at that, but I do love a good acting challenge and I do love, you know, challenging myself. And so you're right, maybe this cast wouldn't be a fit, but I would love to be like a trader and then portray a faithful and do something like that because I feel like I can hold my own. Like, I feel like I have a good poker face. I can really just if I want to believe something, it's kind of like a Kim Zoziac situation.

SPEAKER_03 12:44

I could tell you a lie straight in your face and tell you what's the truth, like you know, and so but well, keep working because your time is still available because this new celebrity cast, they have a content creator on here. So clearly, you still got time and you still got an option. So get into it. But the cast of traders, the celebrity cast, let's talk about the real deal. Let's talk about the Bravo community, the Bravo versus on there, right? Let's start there. We have the Giselle Bryant, the high cheekbone Cynthia Bailey, Amara Despain from Next Gen, Craig Conover from Southern Charm, and the Brawen Newport from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Now, before we really hop and break into that down, let's just know that they're currently there in the castle filming. You know they don't have their phones, right? So all this headline news is going off of Bronwyn dating at the US Open, the restaurant tour that's Mary is all going popping off, and she can't say nothing because she don't know what's going on. Ain't that crazy?

SPEAKER_01 13:57

That's crazy. That's absolutely wild.

SPEAKER_03 14:01

But have you seen the new like, do we need to go through the whole entire celebrity class? Like, you we could put a screenshot up on our Instagram.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

Well, I'll I'll just maybe call out some of my highlights and some of the people I'm I'm looking forward to. I think Chris and Chenna with that's so random, but I'm here for it. I'm here for it though. Like, she's a little goody too. Shoes, I would actually love to see, and she's an actress. I would actually love to see her as a traitor, maybe, but she's not. So I mean, I don't know. The season has come out yet, so I don't know the the details. But I like she, I feel like people would think she's a faithful because she's so innocent, like us talking about this whole innocence thing. So I think that's an interesting choice. I also love Casey Wilson. We've seen her on Watch What Happens live before. She has her podcast called Bitch Sesh. And I love her, she's funny. I think she's gonna bring humor to the show. So looking forward to that. And then also, I am very surprised to see Michelle, who is from Survivor, who is also on the challenge. And let me tell you something. I used to watch her on the challenge, and she is one deceitful person. So I think she would actually be really good as a trader as well. So I want to see what happens. I do have some standouts and people I'm looking for, but we'll see what happens.

SPEAKER_03 15:08

Yeah, we'll see what happens. They do have their, you know, their their gamers, the survivors, the the the the big brothers and of all. They have their their Love Islanders, they have their RuPaul's drag racers, and they have their challengers as well. So they have a lot of big, you know, the the usual of it all. They have Whitney from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on there, which I mean, damn, she just gonna say on TV, isn't she shit? And they have, like I said, a content creator on there, an NFL star, which is different. But we'll post on our Instagram so you guys can see all the traders, the cat, the celebrity class, cat, the celebrity class. I can't get words together. Y'all know I was trying to say.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Well, I'm gonna easily get your words together for real housewives in New York because I'm a little behind on that too. My bad. I know I gotta catch up, but I feel like you're doing a lot of the New York watching for us, so I appreciate that. So, what's going on in New York City?

SPEAKER_03 16:08

What's not going on in New York City? First of all, Jessel's still getting on my nerves because why is she talking about Daisy and talking about, oh Daisy, you have popcorn ceilings? Like, bitch. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 16:23

Like I'm looking up right now at my ceiling, like, do I got popcorn ceilings?

SPEAKER_03 16:26

Well, I sure got popcorn ceilings, and I just at first I was gonna remove them and then I decided to keep them because I feel like that was more like the original. Like, I like keeping some originality of the home when it was create when it was originally, you know, done. So I kept my popcorn ceilings and I kept my original fireplace in my home. Shoot me. I had the chance to remove them, but I think it brings like texture, it brings like life, like you know.

SPEAKER_01 16:52

Wait, question who is the one with the popcorn ceilings? Daisy, the makeup artist.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

And Jessel has something to say about it, exactly, because she lives in a two-bedroom apartment in New York that's also rent controlled in New York. And as the other New Yorkers have been saying, because of the way they talk about it on Wash App is live, they talk about all that type of stuff, being in a rent-controlled apartment in New York City is considered actually the quite luxury Jessel. That's what they're saying. They're saying, so basically, F you, you know, that you are talking about her. But the gag of it all is that Jessel's mom FaceTime her and pointed up because they have popcorn ceilings at their house as well. So Jessel has just been on my nerves.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

I don't know why she has been, yeah. Can I just say something real quick on Jessel too while we're on her, and then I'll get back to the other girls. But Jessel was actually on Ultimate Girls Trip as well. She came to the party that they had, and she has something to say about Dorinda. And Dorinda's costume that she had on with. And my thing is this, Jessel, just because you don't like to reuse outfits doesn't make it that everybody has to follow what you want to do. And Dorinda's wearing something that's iconic, just like how Crystal Kung Minkoff wore those leather pants to the leather pants party. Just like how some of these girls are bringing back some of their most iconic outfits and and reeds and all that. So if you're not, if you don't like it, if you're like, oh, I don't like that you're reusing it. Girl, keep your opinions to yourself because we don't want to hear it.

SPEAKER_03 18:22

First of all, in the words of La Roach, I wear my clothes and I'm gonna wear my clothes. I love clothes, and I'm gonna wear my clothes over and over again because they're my clothes and I bought them and I love them. He does not believe, he does not believe in the one-time wearing of clothes because someone sees it. And that is coming from the image architect who's in rooms that you cannot be, Miss Jessel Tank. But let me get off my Jesso, because I can keep going on and on and on about Jessica and how much she is on my nerves. And I know how people are like, oh my God, don't we want an outlandish housewife? Yeah, we do, but we want ones a little bit more respectful as well. Like you could be outlandish, but show some respect. Like, girl, like you don't have to be oblivious to it all. And the only person I know that likes Jesso is Queens of Bravo, but she always likes, he or she, because I still don't know who Queens of Bravo is, but he or she always likes the the housewives that everybody don't like. Like they like Robin. Like, you know, like they're like, like anywho, Haley dropped her mugshot. I was like, wow. And she was What did she get arrested for? Smoking weed. She was on attendance. Okay, so she was on, she went out. So what I will say this before I go on this mugshot rant. I will say this is that we got a chance to know Haley more. Just how like last week we got a chance to know who Erica was. We got to hear Haley's story. And what it is an interesting story. Now I'm trying to keep this concise, but basically, Haley was a tennis player, went to college on a tennis scholarship, got caught smoking weed, went to jail for that, because back in the day it wasn't a thing. And the school basically kicked her out, and she had to go home, like it and and from there. So she had a mug shot, and she was saying only thing she don't like about her mugshot was her eyebrows was thin. Now, granted, back in the day in those times, everybody wanted those thin ass eyebrows, right? Like overplugged, like, and now the girls are growing them out, yada yada yada. But she had a different whole face. That's what I want to get into. Like, and I'm gonna post her mug shot. She has a whole different face. Like, that is not like a glow up. You know how like the girls grow up and they're like awkward teens and they're ugly ducklings and then they glow up into beautiful swans? No. The girl has so much work done. And I remember when they were just when they dropped the New York cast, people were on Haley, right? About how why we scheduled her because she was very like me and talking about people's size and weight and you know, everything like this. But you know, also her doctor, her dad, her dad is a plastic surgeon. They're the her dot her dad is the one that did John and Kate plus eight to Kate. They they she's the one that did Kate's reconstructive surgery for getting her tummy tucked and her body done after having eight goddamn kids. Hence how she met John. I mean, it's a mess. I'm not, I'm gonna have to break it down for y'all a different day. But her mug shot looked terrible. Other than that, I didn't know that they had upgraded Carol to a full-time housewife at all. Like, cause I know that she's in the opening scene and I don't know what the fuck she has on in that opening shot. She has on some kind of cheetah print dress with her hair up in a half up, half down look. And she basically is looking like you know how when uh when the older people dress too young for the age, that's why they gotta dress. So who is style in the cast photo? Other than that, New York is doing great. And if you're not watching, shame on you. That would that was shame to you. That was shame to you.

SPEAKER_01 21:55

Hey, I said I was gonna let you do most of the watching, okay? Because are you watching? Dancing with the stars? Exactly. I watched the clips. The clip, clip, clip. I watched the clips. But I will say I did also notice Carol did get upgraded to a full-time because now she's holding the center apple, and now she's in the face of the promo on Peacock. Like they've been promoting the hell tagline. They've been promoting the hell out of Carol. Let me tell you something. Carol, you are the poster child right now for New York City, baby. But I will say that, yeah, I can't stand Jessel. And I want to know more about this Haley girl because apparently she's got this interesting life. So you need to keep me updated on what's going on with her.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

Maybe you know I'm gonna do, I'm gonna call you and I'm gonna tell you what's going on. Um, because I'm sure our listeners are, you know, are watching because they don't want to be shamed.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

So hey, we're not watching. I told y'all OC is background noise. Like we we can't do all that.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

We're not watching OC over here. Anyway, background noise. I don't even know what the hell is going on, okay?

SPEAKER_01 23:02

Right. But you you are keeping up also with the next gen reunion going on right now. So what's the update there?

SPEAKER_03 23:08

Listen, listen, listen. So we wrapped up Next Gen Reunion. It's a wrap on season two, definitely coming out for season three. They had their whole little thing in uh whatever magazine. I can't think right now because I didn't write that down. But Next Gen NYC is the show that everyone really should be watching because it's the next biggest thing on Bravo. Like, you know how like when the Summer Houses and the Southern Charms like came out, and everybody was like, ooh, like new stuff. And then, like, you know, this is the next like spin-off, right? You know, where not spin off, but this is the next franchise, I will say. Um for next gen NYC for Bravo. Okay, so let me just say this before I get into all of it. Hudson came on this, you know, at the end, and I did not know that he had an accent. I don't know if he if I just missed it or they didn't give enough talking time, you know, but he literally has an accent, and I don't know where the accent is coming from. It's not a southern accent. I don't know what kind of accent it is, but he was talking about it.

SPEAKER_01 24:10

It's given Dari. It's given Dari, but go ahead. Oh, we still don't know what accent Dari got. Okay, but go ahead. Shady sure one got to come out at some point, okay.

SPEAKER_03 24:27

Okay, yeah, sure. And then they did the whole basic the ending of it all and the wrapping up of it all was the whole like triangle of Ariana, Charlie, Liam, Hudson. So, first of all, I didn't know that Hudson was having a drug problem. So Hudson had a relapse, went back on drugs, had to go to rehab and all that jazz. So because they've been, they're basically family, in the words of Ariana and Hudson. She was, even though she was dibling, dabbling with Liam and Dibbling dabbling with Charlie, she was still in connection with Hudson and his family, making sure he was okay. So that's why she was going so much back and forth with that. And that's probably why Riley's talking about the group chat, because bruh, you're on drugs. They he's not on drugs anymore. He came out of rehab, he's clean and sober now, okay, as of the taping of the reunion. And so I hope that he is still and on the good foot because him and Ariana end up breaking up again right before the reunion filmed. Okay. So let me start that. So that is that. Liam still has love for Ariana, right? But he he understands she's young, young, you know, she just came out of the breakup, but it was a bad timing, you know. Right again, right alignment, probably bad timing. And but what pissed me off the most is because you because Charlie made my niece cry. And I don't, you know, I was ready to pull up. I was ready to pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up.

SPEAKER_01 25:59

Okay. I'll pull up on the next gen cast, okay?

SPEAKER_03 26:04

Because Charlie is not a a bravo niece or nephew. You are on because you're a friend of. Like, let's keep this, let's keep it a book. But basically, he basically played, she got played, like, you know, emotionally. And then he was, he had a hot mic moment, and he, you know, Abe had to let him know, hey, we're still being mighty, we're still mine. You can't say that. Because Andy was asking the right questions to the cast. But overall, she was crying because she beat, she put some expression on herself, and she holding herself to a higher standard and she was beating herself up. And so the cast, including Andy, had to let her know, girl, you're 24 years old, honey. Relax. Everybody makes mistakes, everyone picks the the bad frog. Girl, calm down, right? And so the cast made her feel good, you know. And then Charlie tried to blame the edit, and Andy said, you know, reality one-on-one, you never blame on the edit. We're taping what you did, right? You can't blame on the edit. This is what you did, is what you gave us. Hence why they gave that left that hot mic moment in the reunion casting of him telling Ava that the reason I could have made Ariana cry even more because she kept telling me that, oh my God, Charlie, you make my pussy tremble.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

Like that is what that is what I moved my dream girl.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

Making the pussy tremble. I'm listening.

SPEAKER_03 27:29

So yeah, he was trying to do all of that and trying to be respectful because you know, he was like Charlie came on there like ready to light people on fire. Like he was like, I don't understand why they can do say stuff about me, but I can't say about them. Like he was on that whole hype. But again, Charlie really thinks that he is the show, which I ain't gonna say I like Charlie. I really do like him for the show. Like he is the villain, right? Like he's the he's he needs to go on House of Villains next. Like, swear to God. Because he really is the villain of the cast. But I want him to understand, like, you're on the show because you are Brooks and Riley's friend, and the show is basically based off Brooks, Riley, Ariana, Gia, because they are Bravo kids. That is why the show is Next Gen NYC, and you are on there because of who you know, not of who you are, not because your daddy is nothing to do with your daddy, it's because you're friends with the Bravo kids. But to wrap it up, I love that Riley is fully a depot baby and she stands in it, and I'm here for it. Like that's amazing. Charlie's doing it. Why can't she? Her mom pays for everything, and she has no problem saying who because Andy asks a question whose parents no longer helps them? Our uh Riley's hand was down. Her, Brooks, and Rowan. And I'm here for it.

SPEAKER_01 29:00

Well, definitely keep us updated because it over? I was gonna say, okay.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

So I will let you know when they are going to premiering season three. But we are done with next gen NYC until season three.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Okay, well, we'll see. Congrats on another season next gen. Okay, and you listen, you gotta keep up with next gen. If LA next gen comes out, oh, I'd be interested in seeing that for a season as well. So listen, the next gen kids are really doing it up on Bravo. I gotta give it to them. They really are, they're having their own watch what happens, live appearances, like they're doing the whole nine yards, and I'm here for it. So, congrats, you guys. You guys are doing it, and I do agree. Charlie is the villain, but Charlie sometimes does make that show interesting. You always need a villain, you need a you need somebody to stir drama, like a giselle, somebody just do the job. And so Charlie's doing the job, okay.

SPEAKER_03 29:55

Wait a minute, are you calling Jizzy a villain? Jizzy not a villain.

SPEAKER_01 30:00

Let me sit my drink on that one. Listen, Shady Sherwin had a mind of its own on that one, okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:05

Yeah, I don't think Jizzy's a villain.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

Last season was given bully. I'm I'm just keeping it real.

SPEAKER_03 30:12

Bully, bully, yes. But villain, nah.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

Okay, okay. Well, I don't know overall if she is the villain of Potomac, but I'm just saying at times she does stir up the drama, and sometimes you need somebody to do that. You know what I mean? Like, that's what makes these shows interesting.

SPEAKER_03 30:28

Yeah, yeah. She definitely, you know, like, yeah. Hopefully, she's a villain in traitors.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Yeah, we'll see. Yeah. Well, listen, I know you're a journalist out here. Okay, go ahead and say Andrika kisses your line.

SPEAKER_03 30:43

Hey Carlos, I'm a journalist.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

And speaking of Carlos, what's going on over at the Own Network with Love and Marriage Huntsville?

SPEAKER_03 30:55

Let me tell you something. A good mama will always call you out. Period. A good mother, right? They don't care. And Martel's mama is a good mama. She is. Because she had to let him know again, you had it all. But you fucked up. She had to let him know as he was giving her lunch. He was serving his mama, and she let him know. And it's true, like you had a beautiful wife, you had three beautiful kids, but you couldn't keep your dick in your pants, and you went and you dibble and dabble with the young girl, and you didn't use protection, and you had a love baby. And now here you are rebuilding your life and all that jazz, and you had it all because you fucked up. And I was and I gave her a round of applause because this is what these moments do more often. Like, take a page out of this mama, call your son out, okay? Period. Because I'll be doing mine like that. I will let you guys know that right now. Whoever my future son's potentials are, yeah, I'll be letting him know. I'll be I'll be staying on business with him 24-7. Because that's my son, and it's my job to raise him. So you're welcome, ladies. But recently, Martel's ex-wife, Melody Shahari. Shah, I don't know how to pronounce her last name, okay? But we'll just say Melody. She had to turn herself in. So she now has a mugshot too. Um, she had to turn herself in because Martel Clinton, you know, press charged against her saying that she uh was being domestically, I don't know the terms that they use. I don't have my notes. My notes disappeared. I'm so sorry before the recording, because y'all know I'm a journalist. Hey Carlos, and I was ready. But she turned herself in and she was only in jail for an hour and a half because Martell has made some claims that she was being abusive against him via text messages and phone calls. And so she decided to turn herself in after like a year and a half of these allegations, and she was out like literally two hours later, and she has a mugshot. And they will continue to let these proceedings go, you know, throughout the court process. So there's that. Also, I don't know if you saw, but Melody was on at City Winery Atlanta with Drew Sador. So there has been rumblings of Melody trying to get on or possibly be on Real House of Atlanta this upcoming season because she ended up this is her second time being spotted with the ladies. And I don't like this. I'm gonna be honest. I do not need Melody on the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast, or even a friend of, or even a guest. No, honestly, I think that Melody should do her own thing, you know? But I first of all, I'm tired of non-housewives being on housewives shows. I'm gonna be, I'm gonna stand on that. Like, girl, you are can we get a housewife?

SPEAKER_01 33:58

Police right, well, because that now at this point, most of them are divorced, single. Like, we don't have too many of those anymore. The ones that are in really happy marriages.

SPEAKER_03 34:10

The only housewife that we have is Shamia, right?

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Right. On Elena. Oh, okay, Michelle is married, and Pinky. Okay, thank you. And Angela, and Angela.

SPEAKER_03 34:21

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Sorry, ladies.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

It just brain fart.

SPEAKER_03 34:28

So yeah, L, and Shamia was there at this, at this city winery interview taping of it all. And it's like you are you was always outside. You know, Angela was right. You are always outside because no other housewife was spotted outside of Drew, but clearly it was her show. And then you. So yeah, I think Charles is right. You he you always outside. But other than that, Love and Marriage Huntsville. This episode was good. I will say Karma's a motherfucker, and both the Scots are being exposed. I'll be back tomorrow on that next week. Kimmy is going to be annoying to me this season, and this saddens me because I was a Kimmy fan. And Ariane does not like that. Destiny and Martel are friends. Now, I'm personally, I understand I don't really like my man to be friends with women unless like y'all been friends for like forever. Or she's a lesbian. Like, other than that, I don't need my man don't need no female friends. Like, unless y'all are like from the sandbox agent. You be saying it's my brother. But the new friends that y'all been friends like for like, oh, we've been friends for like five years. Is it because you guys are friends on each other and there's some sparkers there? Like, I'm gonna be side-eyeing that. I don't, I don't, I'm, I'm, I'm that one. Like, hmm.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

Hmm. Clip.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

So yeah, love and marriage feel is doing well, and more to come because I will still be watching.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

Yes. Well, you definitely need to keep us updated with what's going on over there because it sounds juicy, okay? I know Carlos King and his producers over there cooking. So listen, keep us updated, Andrika, okay.

SPEAKER_03 36:18

I will what's going on with you and Death of the Stars? Because that is the show. That's the show.

SPEAKER_01 36:26

That's the show. That's my part-time job, you guys. As you guys know, this is a part-time job on top of a full-time job, and I keep up with Dancing with the Stars. And I before I even get into my notes, I just want to say to all the people watching out there, I love like having conversations about you know the couples and what's going on. And so I know there's a lot of people who watch Dancing with the Stars. And so definitely connect with me, y'all, because listen, I got a lot of notes, and I don't want to get too crazy with it on the pod. So let me know what you think. But I do want to call out Wait, wait.

SPEAKER_03 36:57

I let me connect you with my aunt because she sent me a text on Wednesday night, and I quote, Dreeka, are you watching Dancing with the Stars? That new young troupe is unstoppable. Jack's son has a star. I know she meant is a star. That's my other favorite show. Been watching for over 15 years, Dancing Girl Emoji. So I need to text you, connect you with my aunt so y'all can have something to talk about.

SPEAKER_01 37:26

You do, you definitely do, because come on over here, Auntie, because I've got some some thoughts. Okay. And so I don't want to get crazy with it here, but I'm just gonna call some of my highlights, okay, Andrika.

SPEAKER_05 37:38

Okay, let's do it.

SPEAKER_01 37:39

Let's get into it. I just want to say, I feel like in general, it takes maybe like four or five weeks to really figure out who is the star of Dancing with the Stars and who might be top three, or whatever. I feel like week two, I already know. Ezra Freck, I think his last name, you are a fucking star. Okay, and this is the man who doesn't have a left leg.

SPEAKER_03 38:02

Oh, the the amputee.

SPEAKER_01 38:03

Yes, he's the amputee. He's actually a Paralympic Olympian, and so he's very, very athletic, but he doesn't have a leg and he's actually missing all of his fingers on one of his hands. He has his big toe that when they amputated his toe. Oh, yes, yes, so it's a very interesting story, yeah. And that's what they talked about on the first week. Now, this week was all about viral hits, and when I tell you, Ezra and his partner Daniela came out with that low, low, low, low, low apple bottom jeans, jeez with the fur, baby. I felt like I was back in the motherfucking club. Like he was getting it, she was getting it, the choreo was amazing. I was twerking with them, I loved it from top to bottom. Amazing. And I feel like everybody in the comments are also saying he is a star. So I just want to start off by saying that, okay. So I don't know if you have any thoughts. I don't know if you've seen the the dances, but just watch out for him, okay, Andrica.

SPEAKER_03 39:02

Okay, I have not, I think I might add it into my rotation to see a little bit more of these clips so I can be like, you know, at least, because they're not appearing in my algorithm at all. Only person in my algorithm is Sierra, so that's the only person I know.

SPEAKER_01 39:17

And I do want to give some kudos to Sierra because we talked about her last week, and she was having that moment where she was like very petrified and it just showed on her face. This week it was confidence. So, Sierra, round of applause, girl. I feel like you turned it around. You said, Listen, the first one I was scared. This time around, I'm gonna just be myself and have fun. And that's what it's about. It's about having fun, like, bottom line. If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right. Okay. Now, I do want to say some of my other standouts is of course Jenna DeWan, who we all know from Step Up, where her partner Val, girl, we know you're an amazing dancer, but like, I just when you get on the dance floor, you do something to people watching. Like, you just are so talented. And it really does throw me back to like step up days, you know, when she was really getting in it. And so I gotta give her a shout out. And then another standout is actually Amber. Amber Glenn and her partner Pasha. Amber is another Olympian, she's a figure skater. She'd want to watch out for, okay. That training, that figure skating training is already giving her a leg up in the competition. So definitely watch out for her. And then just some of my favorites. I gotta give it to Tyler, who's from The Bachelorette. You know, him and his partner Sharna. Although it wasn't given salsa, it was given hot and sexy. And you took your shirt off and showed them abs. And I agree with Sharna. That dance was for the girls and the gays. Thank you. Oh, I wanted to say that. And Sharna did say that when Julianne was like, What inspired the dance? Sharna's like, it was for the girls and the gays. And I say, Yes, girl, because it definitely was. We want to see him with his shirt off. He was doing lifts, the biceps were popping, the veins were popping. That's what we want. Okay. And then Harry Shum and his partner Jenna, of course, he's Beyonce's backup dancer, so always gonna be good. Now, the person who went home was Giada DeLorentes, who was that chef that you know, her restaurant was actually in Pinkies, and we actually passed by a couple times. You're an amazing cook. I'm gonna start off by saying that, Giada. I'm sure you make a mean lasagna girl, but the dancing was bad. And I think I think she was shocked. Like she was genuinely shocked when the judges gave her a low score. She was like, was it that bad? And it's like, yes, girl, like, wake up. It really was. And when I tell you the attitude that she was given when she got eliminated, it's like, girl, what were you expecting? Like at some point, you knew you weren't gonna make it that far. You're not a dancer, you've said that before. You're here to prove to your daughter that you can do it, and you did. So just be positive, just have fun. Just you had a great experience, but the attitude was given like, I don't know why I'm getting eliminated. I wasn't bad, but girl, it was bad. So I don't know. Those are my thoughts. That's what I take from Dancing with the Stars this week. It was viral hits night. They've got some really good themes coming up. Next week is actually yacht rock week. So I know all y'all are talking about yacht rock.

SPEAKER_03 42:06

What kind of rock?

SPEAKER_01 42:07

Yacht rock. Like, have you ever heard of that like new genre of music that people be calling? Really? Well, listen.

SPEAKER_03 42:14

Break it down, break it down because what I don't even really know.

SPEAKER_01 42:16

I mean, I you know, I really am not a yacht. Go to the Google, I'm not a yachty. Go ahead, but I'm not a yachty.

SPEAKER_03 42:23

What's yacht yacht rock?

SPEAKER_01 42:25

Yacht rock is like chill rock on a yacht. That's the best way to describe it, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 42:29

Don't go into the Google yacht rock right now.

SPEAKER_01 42:33

Um let us know.

SPEAKER_03 42:34

Oh, I'm spelling it wrong. Oh, it's spelled like yacht, like a yacht, yeah, like a you're on a yacht, yeah. Okay, yacht rock is a mid-1970s to mid-1980s soft rock style defined by polished production, jazz influence harmonies, and a smooth laid back aesthetic.

SPEAKER_01 42:56

So uh it's stuff that I guess if you owned your own yacht, you would be playing on your yacht. Okay, I don't own my own yacht, uh, I wish I did. Um, but that I guess is the genre. So it's yacht rock week next week. So we will see what happens. But Giada, it was nice knowing your girl, and we'll see who goes home next week. And I will say they're trying to fit all these dances now into one show because, like last week, they eliminated two people because they had two shows. Now they're squeezing into one show, dancing with the stars, get it together because now y'all doing the same thing, you're running behind, and now you're telling the judges only two judges can give feedback, and the third judge can only give one word. And let me tell you something: the judges were not with that rule because they were given like four, five, six words, okay? So, like, I know y'all trying to bring them back and try to fit everything in an hour, but listen, you might need to just do what Mask Singer over there is doing over on Fox, where they're breaking it up into like these dancers go this week and the next week these dancers go. Maybe that's what you guys need to do, but get it together, okay?

unknown 43:59

I

SPEAKER_03 44:00

Want a yacht rock uh rabbit hole because now I found the yacht rock playlist on Apple Music Yacht Rock Essentials.

SPEAKER_01 44:11

Listen, I be playing it. Listen, you know, I'm the DJ, I'm a DJ, y'all.

SPEAKER_03 44:15

If y'all don't know, you should do the yacht rock essentials on Mondays or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 44:20

I did. I've listened. I've done yacht rock before in our office, and people ask for it all the time. I play it, I will play it again. I I like it.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

It's not bad, it's not really my kind of music, but because I don't even go to the office, so we need to shut up.

SPEAKER_01 44:36

Yes, but I will play. I listen, y'all rock is not a bad genre, so we'll see what happens next week.

SPEAKER_03 44:42

Some yacht rock today, it might be my new cleanup music, you know.

SPEAKER_01 44:46

Put it on while doing laundry, put it on while you're cleaning the kitchen.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

Well, I listen, I do laundry while I'm in meetings. The benefits of working from home, like I do laundry during the week.

SPEAKER_01 44:58

Well, listen, you know what else you're doing during the week is keeping up with Ultimate Girls trip because you and I are both definitely keeping up.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

I'm doing that Sundays because I'm still on my brother's YouTube account. So that's the wrap up my weekend. That's how that's how I'd be like, all right, you know, I don't have Sunday scaries because I'm watching the girls. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 45:17

I'm sorry, I'm a peacock hoe. Y'all know I'm a peacock ho. I gotta wait till Mondays.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

So you gotta set up since you're a peacock ho, you're a peacock princess.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

A peacock princess. Y'all know, peacock, get it together, put it out tonight uh, because we want to watch. We we gotta wait till the blogs come out. I don't want to do that, peacock, but you know, I'm a peacock princess. But listen, ultimate girl trip is still going strong. I think they're actually at the final leg of their trip, okay?

SPEAKER_03 45:45

Yeah, which I'm sad about because I'm having so much fun. Like, I'm literally laughing and cackling at these girls, and I'm so irritated that it's about to end. Like, this is the one that I'm like, the season's over already.

SPEAKER_01 45:58

Like I'm having fun. Yeah, I mean, I just want everybody to know after this Miami trip, it has continued to confirm for me that Miami should be returning. Like, that like just seeing them. And then to be honest, like I feel like Bravo did them kind of dirty on this Ultimate Girls trip because we actually saw some clips surface of fights that were happening that were not on camera, or actually they were on camera, but they were edited out. Um, I think Adriana got into an argument with Lisa or Alex, sorry, Alexia. Alexia, yeah, and it's like Bravo, why are we cutting out all the drama? Because we know Miami Girls not a bringing it.

SPEAKER_03 46:38

Because it's a contract legal issue. I'm telling you, something they have learned their lesson time and time again, and they are not, they mm-mm, mm-mm, not in 2026. That's the only thing that I can think of. Because even on Watch Women's Lives when Cheyenne Ayan was on there recently, or actually this past Thursday because she was on there with Emily from Orange County. She literally told Andy, bring it back. And he keeps saying, If I could, I would. I wish you like he wants us to stop to stop telling him. I don't even tag him no more on about bringing Miami back. I go ahead and tag at NBC, at peacock, at bravo. Like I stopped tagging him because he clearly is with us.

SPEAKER_01 47:22

Right. Well, I just think that Miami, you guys continue to prove to everybody that you deserve to come back. And I just want to give a shout out to Kiki. Kiki, you looked fucking amazing. Those titties, baby, money well spent.

SPEAKER_03 47:38

They definitely weren't social distancing. Them titties was perfect.

SPEAKER_01 47:42

And I gotta give it to Portia too. Her body looks great. Like, I just love how some of these women really came out and just showed off their bodies and whether it was perfect or not. I mean, it's lingerie night, right? So, right.

SPEAKER_03 47:55

Even Melissa was like, I want one. I really do. Like, I really want one. The only person that didn't that I was confused about, what the hell did Luann have on? Who was that cape and that hat that she's like?

SPEAKER_01 48:07

You stuck on Luann. I'm stuck on Lisa with the whole sick silk pajama get getup. Like, what is why are you wearing silk pajamas? It's lingerie night, girl.

SPEAKER_03 48:17

Lisa. Which Lisa?

SPEAKER_01 48:19

Lisa Barlow. When she wore that green, like silk pajama two-piece, like long sleeve, long pants. Yeah, she was, and I'm like, Lisa, you're actually not like you have a gray body. Like, I know maybe you're insecure, you don't show off too much skin, but just a little something. Do what Vicky did, like, do a little lace, you know, situation.

SPEAKER_03 48:37

I just was confused with the whole it might be her religion, you know. She's a two-time Mormon.

SPEAKER_01 48:45

It could be, it definitely could be.

SPEAKER_03 48:48

Does she wear the same silhouette?

SPEAKER_01 48:50

She does, and it's always the same outfits. I'm I'm gonna be honest. Like, very, very, very.

SPEAKER_03 48:55

It's always a two piece, it's always a two-piece, or it's always a tube dress situation. So, you know, but whatever. But what the hell did Lou have on? Like, I just don't understand. But uh we deserve answers of why Miami is not on. That's all I gotta say on that one. And I think Miami was really cut short. Like, we had like a three-fourths of an episode last week or the week before last, and then literally one-fourth of it spinned off. Like, it just could have been so much. But again, again, what the hell is going on in Miami and why is it on pause?

SPEAKER_01 49:33

That's how I feel. That's how I feel. Well, and it's funny you brought up Luann because I feel like now the energy has directed from Vicky and then picking on Vicky for not, you know, being a part of the group to now Luann, you're doing too damn much, girl.

SPEAKER_03 49:46

Yeah, because Vicky now done whoop whoop. I'm sorry, I've never would never say whoop it. Let me I will never say whoop it up no more. I am going to be Alexia said we want the whoop whoop. I was like, she said she wants the whoop whoop. And I immediately went to Trina because I'm like, oh, maybe she's thinking about Trina. Whoop whoop love that ass too fat. Whoop, whoop, love it. I like, I don't know, it's a Miami thing, but Vicki, we need the whoop whoop.

SPEAKER_01 50:14

Right. If that's all it took, Vicki, then damn, you need a bottle of tequila for every event, okay? Because we love this Vicky. The Vicky that's uncomfortable and doesn't want to be part of the group, we're not crazy about. But I do have to say, Luann, you are doing too damn much. You're talking, you're making really actually inappropriate comments, you know, when Marisel's talking about her mother's death, and you're talking about this Elvis Presley uncle of yours that died on the toilet. Like, girl, what? So I just need Luann to break it down a notch. And I think they actually like I love how Portia and Giselle are getting together. Like, who's on the next list? Right? Who's next on the list for an intervention? Like, right, right, right. Get these girls together. Right. Um, but I will say, yeah, I will say Michael is hot.

SPEAKER_03 50:58

Her little boyfriend.

unknown 50:59

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 51:00

I was like, you know, I was I was like, am I getting into older men like that for real, for real?

SPEAKER_01 51:05

Because he's not bad, but you know, Luann is still out here dipping in dotted, dipping dipping and dot.

SPEAKER_00 51:13

Not me thinking of dipping dots.

SPEAKER_03 51:17

Dipping dots. Oh, I want some dipping dots.

SPEAKER_00 51:20

Why did I come to my head? Dipping dots. She's dipping and dotted. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 51:23

It's a Disneyland treat for me. I gotta get a trill. I gotta get a dipping dot. I don't know what it is. The trills is better in at Disneyland, and so is a dipping dots.

SPEAKER_01 51:30

But go dipping and dotted. Okay, that's my new one. But I do want to say on another cringe note, Lisa Hoxtein. Girl, what the fuck was that speech?

SPEAKER_03 51:43

She she had a moment and she ran with it.

SPEAKER_01 51:46

She really ran with it. And she thought it was a Lisa Hoxtein show. Like she's talking about, oh, I had done this and this. Girl, it's not about you. Yeah, like I mean, you I love how Portia turned. Yes, and no, but like at some point, it's like, yes, talk about your story, but talk about Miami, like as a whole. Because, girl, first of all, you weren't even first season. Let's just start there. And second of all, give homage to your city. Talk about how you guys came later, and you guys are the only franchise to literally take a hiatus and come back and still kill it. And like talk about those things.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

That's what or how you're the first, all you know, Spanish, Latina, yeah. I was gonna say Hispanic cast that came out of there, right? I mean, Chica did a lot, but it wouldn't be Lisa if she did not talk about herself, hence why she's always fucking late. Or why she was always late. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 52:43

Well, at least she was on time for her own party. We'll give her that. Uh shocking. But listen, Miami was great. They wrapped it up. They said, let's go ahead and head on over to New York. And to your point, Dorinda showed up. First of all, Luann, put on some clothes. Tell your man to put on some clothes when you have guests coming over. Like, I felt Rinda in that moment. Like, is he is he naked? Like, girl, should I come in? Like, uh, like, hello. But listen, this gangster lunch that they had, this is why we're calling this episode clip. Because if anybody watched early New York, you guys know that restaurant, okay? And I just also want to say, I love how they connected on the fact that that restaurant is actually like really proud of Jorinda, and they have like her cutout and her tables. They really did, they monetized in the hell out of that. You know what I mean? Exactly. And then who was it? Oh, Teresa. It was Teresa who said the restaurant that she did the table flip at that they charge her so when she goes, and they actually were like, you know, she doesn't like they over, like they charge her, like they don't even acknowledge that she probably brought them so much money. Like, it's crazy. She's probably not eating there anymore, okay? They're probably like, you owe us a table, you owe us 15 wine glasses. Like they salty, they still salty about it. Right. Well, speaking of Teresa, what did you think about that moment? Because Carol obviously showed up to this lunch, Carol Radswell, and she, as we know, is like a journalist and an author and everything. And so she actually wrote this really beautiful piece. It was beautiful. And it the it pulled on the heartstrings, okay? So what did you think about that, Andrica?

SPEAKER_03 54:24

Well, you know, I got misty, of course, because again, it it pulled on my heartstrings as well. But I do like how they gathered around Teresa and Teresa moment, and then, like, like even what Giselle said, like, Grace looks up to Gia, you know, as they shouldn't even know her because Inessa has been to you and the way you raised your kids. And then Kyle said, I've always connected with you because the four daughters. It was literally a sisterhood moment, and I'm glad that that they had that.

SPEAKER_04 54:53

Like, I promise you.

SPEAKER_03 54:55

And I was like, you know, do my little pat underneath my eyes on my ring finger, you know. Um, but it was it was actually beautiful, and it it was a great gangster lunch. I will say that, okay. Gangsta gangster.

SPEAKER_00 55:09

Right. Gangsters with feelings. Gangsters with feelings.

SPEAKER_03 55:15

The thugs are crying. But it looks beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 55:18

And can I just say on that note as well, like, I know people have their opinions about Teresa and this, this, and that. Look, me and Andrika met Teresa, and she actually stayed there and had like a whole conversation with us. Like, she's really sweet. Really sweet, and she cares about her fans. And I do feel at times that she is misjudged on her show. I think her show has a lot of drama and it's very divisional. It's very like either team A or team B. And one thing about Teresa is she takes a lot of the flack because she is the face of New Jersey, just like how Nene was getting all the new girls were coming along and hating on Nene because she was the face of Elena. So, Teresa, I feel bad for you that that has been your experience on the show. You've gone through going to jail, you've gone through a divorce, you've gone through tax problems, you've gone through this and that.

SPEAKER_03 56:06

Her parents dying.

SPEAKER_01 56:08

Her parents dying, which Vicki could relate to because I really do remember that episode where Vicky got a phone call about her mom, and it was like real time. And I was real time.

SPEAKER_03 56:18

Like for them, through it. Like that's what I was really enjoying, like that they're celebrating them. Because when you think about it, like, like not only have we watched these kids grow up, like she had Adriana literally on, like, not on camera, but you know what I'm saying? Like, we we were they we were look, we were there, you know, at the hospital. We were in the delivery room. We were in the delivery room, okay. But like they've also had some like trying moments as well, like that I know personally I would not want on camera, like loss of a parent, fighting with your sibling. Listen, if the cameras roll with me and my siblings right now, child, listen, I would be embarrassed.

SPEAKER_01 56:59

Yeah, I mean, to your point, yeah, there are definitely positives that come out of being on these kinds of shows, but it's definitely hard at times, too, actually, most of the time, because you're opening up your life so much in front of the camera. And Kyle had a really good point that she made where she said, Portia literally has not ever had a life without a camera in her face. Yeah, she doesn't remember it, yeah. And that's the funny, and it's crazy to think about like, oh my god, that's so true. Like, does she even know a life outside of having cameras? Like, no, Portia's birthday parties were all mic's. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's just she's never had that.

SPEAKER_03 57:34

Portia had two, right? I think. Let me see.

SPEAKER_01 57:36

I'm going to the Google.

SPEAKER_03 57:37

Go ahead. You keep talking.

SPEAKER_01 57:38

But I just to your point, like, they don't remember a life outside of this. And their kids, their their families didn't sign up for it. They signed up for it. So not only are they going through hard problems, their family's going through it too. So it's a really trying job. Like, it really is. So gotta give it up to Teresa and Kyle and everybody, you know, sticking through it, I'm sure, is tough. So gotta give them their flowers. We really do.

SPEAKER_03 58:01

She was two.

SPEAKER_01 58:03

She was two.

SPEAKER_03 58:04

Portia Man Sky was two years old during season one. She was born March 1st, 2008, and season one premiered October 14th, 2010.

SPEAKER_01 58:12

Right.

SPEAKER_03 58:13

Damn, October 14th. That's in like three weeks.

SPEAKER_01 58:16

Happy birthday, Portia. Happy early birthday.

SPEAKER_03 58:19

Well, you know what I'm saying? This one the one no birthday to Beverly Hills. Portia was born March 1st, 2008. Season one premiered of Ruhauser of Beverly Hills on March on October 14th, 2018.

SPEAKER_01 58:29

Oh, got you. I take that back.

unknown 58:32

Take that back.

SPEAKER_01 58:34

It's not your birthday yet, Portia. I'll tell you happy birthday in March.

SPEAKER_03 58:37

So she was two when she uh when we met her. That's why I cried that like, what do you mean Porsche going to college? She must be calling saying, This is Portia. Will you come to my birthday party? That's what she was being doing.

SPEAKER_00 58:49

Right.

SPEAKER_01 58:50

I remember that scene, literally. But and it was so funny when Portia was like, Well, I my baby wasn't born on Housewives, but I had a spin-off. I was like, Yes, Portia, with the spin-off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:03

Like two, two spin-offs.

SPEAKER_01 59:04

Two spin-offs.

SPEAKER_03 59:06

Porsche's family matters and Porsche's having a baby. Like, come on, girl. You better get it. Clock that.

SPEAKER_01 59:12

Like I said, Porsche's on retainer with Bravo and keep it gun. Keep it coming, Bravo. We love Porsche. And I speaking of Porsche. She's funny. And I gotta say something. Everybody in the comments when I was watching Watch What Happens Live was saying Chanel Ayan needs to be back on Bravo. Make it happen. Put her on something. Make her a friend of somewhere. Like she's funny. Like she is funny TV. So I gotta give her that. She is really funny.

SPEAKER_03 59:37

Well, she is on Bravo. She was on, she was on at the New York. She the party that Luann just threw, she's there because she was calling Dorinda Ramona.

SPEAKER_04 59:47

Right. She was. She definitely was.

SPEAKER_03 59:50

And then she was on Wash Adams Live. And then she also is, wasn't she just like the blue carpet at where we go? Bravo Con. So I think they still keep her on retainer. I think she's just naturally funny because, like, first of all, you know, Andy can't see like he can't understand her half the time. Like, I don't know if you saw the episode, but Emily kept translating for her. Because, you know, but I mean, I think if she would move to like a New York, a Miami, an Atlanta, or whatever, then yeah, I think that show naturally would be on Bravo, but they're not bringing Dubai back. So she would have to move. But other than that, she can make appearances, she can be guest of, you know, if she's in New York, I'm I was in New York for a Molly Gig, you know, hey, and then like I think that she could should still like I think all the things she should be the blue carpet host for BravoCon Fan Fest, all the things.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:39

Right. I agree. I like that. I think she's definitely talented and good TV for us. So I want to see more of Chanel. And then speaking of Portia, going into next week for Ultimate Girls Trip, we're gonna see Portia rip Luann a new one. And I can't wait. Me neither. I'm ready. Because Portia is activated, okay? Somebody call Portia because she is ready to go in on Luann. And Luann, watch what you say around these Atlanta girls. We know they cut up and they will go ahead and put you to shame.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:13

So um and now Portia got her got her backup. Not only she got Giselle, but now she got Vicky.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:20

Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:22

Vicky, Vicky already can't stand Luann because remember when uh Adriana came up, she was like, Why do these housewives think they can stay? Like, I don't know the housewife things they can say.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:31

And she's got Kyle too. Throw Kyle in there because the way Luann snapped at Kyle, I was like, Oh girl, you better get Kyle fucked up too. So it's really a gang up on Luann at this point because Luann, you're doing too much, you're doing too much.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:45

And this is why she should not be on TV. I'm telling you, take all them OG New York girls, just presuming the recycle band. That's all. That's all I'm saying. Presuming the recycle band.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:56

Well, speaking of, and I do want to say something about Lisa as well, and we can start talking about Salt Lake City a little bit here. We talking about Lisa Barlow. Lisa Barlow.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:05

I do feel like she's also had a rough time on this season of Ultimate Girls Trip because a lot of these women are coming together and celebrating the person that's on their cast. Like, you know, maybe not Vicky so much, and I do like how the girls did tell her, like, hey, I think a lot of the feelings that you're having is because in your city they didn't appreciate you the way that we appreciated Kyle or we appreciated Nini, right? Or Marisol and Alexia or whatever. And so I do think that Lisa is having a hard time on this trip. And now we're starting to see some of it play out real time on Salt Lake City.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:39

I know. I I know. I was thinking about that when I was watching it. I was like, I need a timeline, like a real timeline of dates, receipts, proof. I can give you a screenshot of fucking everything of when because like we were they were talking about it. Like, what is happening? When did this happen? I need dates. I need to.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:00

Well, let me give a loose timeline for you and the viewers. Okay. Okay. The loose timeline is when they were filming Ultimate Girls Trip, the reunion of Salt Lake City was airing. Okay. So a lot of the resentment that was happening on the show is because they were watching the reunion back, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay. After Ultimate Girls Trip, they went right into filming Salt Lake City. So that's why Mary, for example, was on Ultimate Girls Trip. And at the time, Robert Jr. was still alive. And then they went right into filming Salt Lake City. That's when unfortunately Robert Jr. passed away. That's when all this stuff happened, right? And so now what we're seeing play out is all the stuff that happened on Ultimate Girls Trip in the aftermath on Salt Lake City. So that's the timeline, right? So they started filming Salt Lake after Ultimate Girls Trip.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:46

Okay, so here's my question. Because we like, I know like same thing with uh Vicky. She went filming Ultimate Girls Trip and went immediately into filming Orange County, right? When did Giselle go into filming Potomac? Like these are like my questions. And then like I need like when are when when? And then like you know, like with Portia, did Porsche go straight into Ultimate Girls Trip after Atlanta? Like I just have all the questions, bro. I need a timeline.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:19

I think that's a good question, and we can find that out. But I do want to say, I believe Ultimate Girls Trip was filmed like end of 2024, beginning 2020, like very long time ago.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:29

2024.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:30

Like it like 2025, excuse me. Sorry, I said that like I think it was filmed late 2025, like mid-2025. You know what I'm saying? So it's been over a year, and so I think that these shows got filmed after, right? Because if I'm trying to do the timeline, reunion of Salt Lake City happened end of 2025. Right? Because Bronwyn was at Super Bowl and everything in February, right? And that's when Salt Lake City aired. So yeah, so I do think this all was filmed end of 2025. So but anyways, let's get back to Salt Lake.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:09

Yeah, okay, yeah. I'm gonna go to wrap it up.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:11

We'll figure it out, we'll let you guys know. But let's get back to Salt Lake City. So I'll give some of my thoughts and I want to hear some of your thoughts as well, Andrika. In my opinion, I know this is a hot topic, but I do feel like Whitney and Justin are you guys putting on for the show? I don't know how genuine that that whole this whole breakup is. Like, I don't know. What do you think? I get the whole business going in shambles and that's a lot of resentment, but like I don't know. It's just the the scene wasn't given like what we've seen in the past when people go through divorces. I don't know. What do you think?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:43

I think Justin is looking buff, honey. And um, if you like 40 year olds, hey that's what I think.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:51

He said he was hitting the gym. You definitely are, you most definitely are, okay. Justin might be your type.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:03

That's all I was thinking like when he was talking, he was like, I'm headed to the gym. I'm like, wait a minute, the gym is looking this doing you well, Justin. And then going back off, like seeing him in in person at BravoCon last year, whenever whenever we went, I was just like, wait a minute now, hold on now, Justin. Hold on, Justin. And then when Whitney dropped that she turned 40. Well, wait a minute, Justin. You like 40 year olds?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:26

Oh. Not you putting yourself out there, Justin.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:31

If the separation is true, I don't want no married man, but if y'all separating for real and going to go through a divorce, you know, hey, what you know, I would not wouldn't mind I like having just a little cream in my coffee.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:44

Oh, oh, let me set my drink on that one. Okay. And it's crazy. Speaking of relationships, why doesn't the new girl, Ashley Quay, why doesn't she know what her husband does for a living? I think that's very weird.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:59

Well, you know what? A lot of people don't know what they have to do for a living. Like, I think like I'm thinking I'm going to go back to Gia here because they asked us in the reunion. Like, why don't you know what your boyfriend is for a living? And it's like, Gia said, it's not that I don't know what he did for a living. I just want to make sure I got the title right, right? Because I don't know what and I hear that, like, like my godsister, she knows that her husband worked. I'm not gonna say where he worked, but she knows where he worked, and then she be like, he does something in procurement. But I don't know what he does. So I hear that a lot. Like, if they don't have like no blue-collar job, like, oh, my husband's a contractor. Like a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:35

But she doesn't know even a little bit, like to your point. I know he's in HR, I know he's in procurement, I know he's in sales or marketing. Like, you don't know anything. Like, you just said he worked for a company. Girl, you don't even know like what the company does. Like, is it a software company? Is it a shit?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:52

Yeah, she you know, I mean, first of all, what do you think about the new housewife that way, like what you think about Miss Quay? Because I thought that she was a part of Sunglass Line.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:03

I I think Ashley Quay is I I haven't seen enough of her yet to make my full judgment, but I I feel like I don't know. I'm not feeling her this first, you know, appearance of her because I get that you're in between Lisa and Whitney. I get that, but you are doing a little bit too much, and I like how Angie kind of clocked you for a second because you were like, bro, you're just coming into this group and you don't know shit. So why don't you sit back and listen and then make your decision because you don't know anything right now, and I gotta give it to Angie.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:31

Listen, round of applause to Angie K because I was like, Oh, clock it. Right, clock it, clock it. I agree. Sit back, sit back. You don't know what's going on. But while we on Angie K, can I give a moment to that all black dress confessional look? That was a moment, and she looked the fuck good. I want to flawless, flawless, even the background of it all, like it just brought out no notes, but go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:55

No notes on that. She looked flawless, high body count hair all the way. Okay, now I do want to get into so they went on the ski trip, right? And now they're having this dinner or whatever. I do want to get into Whitney and Meredith real quick. Whitney, but you what you did when you were drunk that day and you did that interview and you were talking about Lisa and Meredith. Lisa is actually more forgiving. You didn't really say anything too bad. Meredith is not having it, and I'm kind of siding with Meredith on this.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:21

Like, I'm 100% siding with Meredith on this because that response was perfect.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:25

Right. One too many times, Whitney. Like, you do this and you apologize, and everything's okay. And it's like, girl, you need to at some point learn your lesson that you can't just make stuff up about people and all this. And Heather, girl, sit down.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:38

Because Trwin, take the words right out of my mouth. Because I literally said, Heather, shut the fuck up, girl. We wouldn't even gotten to this far of this whole big table situation and all that. If you like, if you didn't want to stand up for Whitney Rose, like, girl, because she didn't say her apology, like, girl, you should have just left it alone. You know, Mary was Heather, okay with you.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:02

Can I do my Nene voice real quick? When Nene was talking about Claudia, she said, Heather, you're trying to you're trying to chime in. You don't even know what's going on. Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:13

Like, right, literally, and let me answer the meme name of her in the pink dress with her child. Like, let me answer that one, the pink dress when she's like leaning to the side and she's giving pay and kenya dust.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:25

Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:26

Like, girl, Heather, shut up. You just want, like, now I gotta accept Whitney's phony ass apology. Like, you done absolutely the absolute most too much, and we're done.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:39

We're done. And I have one quick question for you before we wrap on Salt Lake. But is Lisa now starting to become a fan favorite? Because at this point, Lisa's looking pretty angelic this season.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:51

Like, I mean, I think because she's coming off, you know, the timeline as though she's coming off that ultimate girls trip glow, hype, celebration. You know, we still got what, maybe what, two more episodes, two to three more episodes. So she's like coming off of that like celebrat celebratory hype. So maybe that is what it is. Like that energy is just cascade on down to this filming.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:15

So yeah. Well, we will see what happens. They're coming to our city next, San Francisco. All right, for St. Patrick's Day.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:23

So I have uh who who said who I have a who said that that moment?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:31

Okay, who said that?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:33

Who said that? Who said that? Who said that Meredith was wearing a wig? Why are everybody thinking that Meredith was wearing a wig? I mean Meredith's hair looked the same, like okay, I'll be honest. Meredith's hair has always looked wiggy to me. Like it literally has. Like I've always thought that Meredith was wearing a wig. Her hair just always don't look polished unless it's like uh so do you think that Meredith's wearing a wig?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:01

I don't think she's wearing a wig. I think a lot of these girls probably put on extensions, like you know, and they probably do a little bit of this, a little bit of that with the glam team. But I will say her facelift looks good, you know, and I like how she's owning up to it as well. Like, she's not letting the girls talk about it, she's getting ahead of it. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:17

Yeah, like if anything, like maybe because she has a facelift, but her hair is giving root realness. Like, I don't like I think it just can't stand narrative. Like they hate her and they hate that she just doesn't give no fucks.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:31

That's true. Do agree. Well, we'll see it all play out. They're coming to San Francisco, our city, so can't wait. But I'm looking forward to the drama playing out on Salt Lake City, so you know we will both be watching.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:44

I'm still salty that they didn't call us when it was in coming out of San Francisco, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:12:48

Because we would have pulled up immediately. Okay, whatever bar.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:52

When we saw it all on Instagram, I was like, wait a minute, didn't nobody want to call us? Like, we talked about on the pod. Drop well, I don't know what episode that was, but it was early days. And I was like, wait a minute, we would have pulled up, we would have been all listening.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:04

We would have been there, we would have been there.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:06

I had a green eyeshadow, green lipstick, green dress, green, green, green, green, green, green, green.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:13

Well, let's see what happens. I'm looking forward to seeing what they do over in the city. Now, I will be watching, I know you'll be watching Ultimate Girls Trip. You know, they're in New York. We're gonna see that play out. Poor Sharita Lewin. I can't wait. You'll be keeping up with Real Housewives in New York for us, and I appreciate that. And you know, I'll be keeping up with Dancing with the Stars season 35 as it continues with Yacht Rock Week next week. Now, you're keeping up with Marriage, Love and Marriage Huntsville. So make sure you report back. And then you're watching something on Netflix, a different world, isn't that right?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:45

Yes, yes, yes, yes. So different world is now on Netflix. I've been hearing great things about it. I haven't had time because this week has drained me. So I do plan on sitting down and watching a different world. It's not really a reboot, it's more so like a continuation on as I'm hearing. Again, I haven't seen yet, but it seems like basically all the Hillman college kids back in the day. Now they're sending their kids off to Hillman. And so we're seeing that. So I will be for the culture, be watching that a different world. And I'm excited about it because I'm hearing again great, great, great, great, great, great, great things.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:21

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SPEAKER_02 1:14:31

She said what? Wait, what now? He went where? Uh-uh, no. Hold on, rewind that. She said what now? I want all the teeth. Piping the hotel. Oh, now that's shady. Clock it. Roll the receipts. Roll the receipts with Andrica and Erwin. Pull it up. Drop the proof. Run it back.

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