Roll The Receipts
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Roll The Receipts
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On Episode 18 of Roll The Receipts, Sherwin and Andrika celebrate Pride Month with another week of Bravo, pop culture, and plenty of opinions. They begin by sending love to the Watch What Happens Live family before diving into Eve’s Tiny Desk performance, the latest Tom Sandoval headline, West’s departure from Summer House, and Andrika’s thoughts on the Next Gen NYC Season 2 premiere.
Then it’s game time. The duo plays “Shade Off!” inspired by the Real Housewives 20th Anniversary Road Trip, debating which Housewives would come out on top in the ultimate battle of reads.
They also break down Part 1 of the RHORI reunion and catch up on the latest from RHOA, including the official reunion seating chart, Kelli’s financial struggles, K. Michelle’s latest revelation, and Angela’s journey with her daughter.
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SPEAKER_02Hello, hello, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Roll the Receipts. I'm your girl Andrica.
SPEAKER_04And I'm Sherwin. And today on episode 18, it's still Pride Month, so we're calling it Pride Period. Because we about to put a period on a lot of these topics, okay? We've been clocking it all season long, and we're going to continue to clock it. Isn't that right, Andrica?
SPEAKER_02Clock it.
SPEAKER_04Clock it. Boop. Shout to Nini. I love it. Well, how are you, sis? It's always good to talk to you.
SPEAKER_02I'm good. I'm good. But I have a question for the black girls in the South. Okay, let them know. Can y'all tell me what edge control y'all be using out here? Because these edges, these edges are I I'm just going outside. Nothing is laid, nothing is swooped. And I mean, I don't have a lot of hair anyway to begin with, but the edge control that I brought with me that works wonders in California does nothing out here in these Houston, Texas streets. Nothing. Nothing. So I would like to know. Let us know. Send us an email. Send me something. I need to know what's the edge control that you guys use for hot, humid weather. Let a girl know because I will be back. I will be doing other vacationing where I'm going to be in humid weather. And I need to know.
SPEAKER_01I can't be going outside with just regular, dagular edges.
SPEAKER_04And you know what? It's days like today when you're talking about this that just make me so blessed and grateful to live in California because I'm just saying, if you're listening from out of state, California got the best weather. And I'm not even saying I'm not trying to be biased because I was born and raised and I grew up here. But I just feel like everywhere I go, I can't do the humidity. Like I know I don't got edges, but I told everybody I got menopause. I can't deal with the humidity. I will sweat my ass crack off. And I'm not trying to do that. So I just I'm grateful to live in a state that has, I mean, we do have a little bipolar weather. I mean, it rains sometimes, it's cold sometimes.
SPEAKER_02We're in bipolar season now.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. But I overall, I mean, I think I'm happy with where we where we're at with the weather. Right.
SPEAKER_02And you're and you're a well-traveled man. You've been around. So you yeah.
SPEAKER_05Listen.
SPEAKER_02I need to know. I need to know. So, girls, come on, women supporting women, let me know the best edge control. So I can buy it. I'm ready to buy it, even though my trip is coming to an end. But like I said, I can keep in my travel bag for my next adventure because this is crazy.
SPEAKER_04Well, I can't wait for you to come back. I know you're still out there in the south, but I'm looking forward to you coming back because we have so much to catch up on. I know we have the pod, and I love that we get to catch up on Bravo and stuff here, but I can't wait for you to come back, Andrika. I'm waiting.
SPEAKER_02Yes, yes, yes. Here I come. I'm coming back. Um I'm excited. Well, well, can we just let's hop into it? Let's get into it. Yeah, let's get into it. Um our first of all, you know, since we are a part of the Bravo community, we want to send our condolences to Kyra, who was the production manager on Watch What Happens Live. She recently passed away with her battle with cancer. I think it was a brain type of brain cancer, right? Andy said more about it on Watch Happens Live um last night, but we do want to just go ahead and extend our condolences to her family and the Watch What Happens Live family.
SPEAKER_04Absolutely. Yeah, I mean it's really, really sad and heartbreaking. And I mean, Andy even said she was only 28 years old, I believe. And I'm 28 years old, right? And not to like age myself, but like it just reminds me every day that life is so short and anything could happen, and you just really have to be grateful for every day that you wake up. And so our condolences do go out to the entire Watch What Happens Live family, to Bravo, to her family. And Andy had me choking up on Watch What Happens Live. It's a fun show, but there are moments where he does have to break some bad news, and it was one of those moments that just get you choked up. So definitely sending our condolences there. Right. Yeah. On a lighter topic, let me ask you this. Did you watch the Eve Tiny Desk concert that they had on NPR? Because I was sending it to you and I said, You have to watch this.
SPEAKER_02I haven't watched it yet. I'm either gonna watch it today because it's a chill day for me today, or I'm just gonna have to download it and watch it on the plane. I have not because it's not just Eve, but I need to see the Fred having one. I didn't see them all, you know, it's Black Music Month as well. So I need to go watch them all. NPR never disappoints on Black Music Month. They don't disappoint, period, but on Black Music Month, I feel like I need to be out there and I need to support. So I need to watch. And Eve's been everywhere after that. I don't know like if she got something coming, but she's been on a couple of shows out here in the States. So I don't know if she's doing some kind of celebration or something, but yeah, I haven't watched, but I'm going to watch.
SPEAKER_04Well, it's so funny because so, first of all, I'm not gonna spoil it for you, but I do want to say that Eve is so talented, and I did see her live when she came out with Nellie and Ja Rule. I wanted Andrika to come with me, but she was in ATL, so she couldn't join me. But it was a great concert. I'm always gone. Listen, you're always gone when you need to be here, okay? But it was a great concert. Like, I will say, Eve is so like youthful. I mean, she hasn't aged like a bit. She looks exactly like she looked like back then. Her voice sounds the same. She literally delivers a flawless performance, like she's got that clear voice. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like a lot of artists these days they need to like lip sync or like they need to sing over the track. Eve is one of those people that's like, I can just sing live, that's it. And I love that about her. And she proved it again on the Tiny Desk concert. I mean, she literally rapped all of her hits. Shout out to her background vocalists as well. I will say they definitely came through for her, and it was just an incredible performance. And I am excited for what else they're gonna drop because I also saw today that they dropped Shaboozy. So definitely add that to your list too, Andrew.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. You know what? I'm gonna do I'm gonna watch it tonight. I'm gonna start with because okay, so I say my aunt loves YouTube, y'all. She watched somebody should actually give her a contract because she be watching and reviewing the stuff on YouTube. So anyway, I went to her room last night and she was watching is it funky Diana or Divya? I can't remember his name. Who is his name? Funky Funky Diana.
SPEAKER_04I don't even know who it is. Who is that?
SPEAKER_02You do know who it is. He was on Dish Nation.
SPEAKER_04Funky Diana.
SPEAKER_02Oh, he's on Dish Nation.
SPEAKER_04I know head crack from Dish Nation.
SPEAKER_01Okay, hold on. I gotta go onto the Google Funky Diana.
SPEAKER_02Hold on, is it DVD?
SPEAKER_04No, I don't know who this is.
SPEAKER_02Okay, hold on, hold on. Funky Funky, yeah. The YouTuber funky Diana. I'm gonna send you the screenshot. Check your phone. Check your phone. This is this this is crazy. You guys, I'm actually sending him a text message right now of a screenshot. Yes. This is Diana. You know him. I know you know him. I know you know him, Charlie.
SPEAKER_04Looks kind of familiar, but no. Who is this?
SPEAKER_02What anyways, he took me.
SPEAKER_04I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Whatever. Anyway, she was watching him, and I was shocked because he talked shit, you know, and I just was shocked. But she was like, you know, he's really smart, and I like the way he speaks at eloquently, and uh he really breaking it down. So, anywho's I we just wanna I just want to tangit.
SPEAKER_01But tonight, when she gets back from doing her thing, I'm going to we're gonna sit and we're gonna watch NPR because she does love her some YouTube, and so we're gonna watch NPR. We're gonna start with Fred Hammond.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna start off with some church, and we're gonna keep rolling into Eve, and then we're we're about to have a Friday night live party, okay? So the next time I I'm on the show and we're recording, I'm gonna be I'm gonna say yes, we watched it and we had a good Friday night time.
SPEAKER_04Okay, okay, yes, that's gonna be a good time. I mean, it's a throwback for sure because Eve, I mean, I remember listening to Tambor, Shake Your Timber Ring, girl, shake your timbering. You know what I mean? Like, even all her other stuff too. Like, what's the other one?
SPEAKER_02Watch out is well, what's out, yeah.
SPEAKER_04No, not even that one, but the other one I love is blow your mind. That one, you know what I mean? Blow your mind. Oh, with uh Gwen Stefani, yes, that was one of my favorites. Like, she does all of it, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02Gemma, yes, sleeping, yes, all of it.
SPEAKER_04Who's that girl? I love it. So you gotta watch it. Definitely add it to the watch list. That is a family watch, definitely.
SPEAKER_02The one with Alicia Keys. Uh, just falling around.
SPEAKER_04Yes. Oh nah.
SPEAKER_02You know what's funny is there was a there was a work poll today, and or was it today or was the other day? I don't remember. I'm getting all the days confused now, child. Um but it was like if you could have an instant talent, what would it be? You know, mine's a singing. Listen, if I was a singer, y'all, y'all better watch out. Y'all better watch out. I know I can't sing, but I'll be on this podcast hitting the notes.
SPEAKER_04I you know so funny. I always say that to myself too. I'm like, I wish I could sing because I feel like when I go to karaoke night or whatever, I just don't want people's ears to bleed. I know I'm not the best singer. I know, I get it.
SPEAKER_02I could care less. I I'm on karaoke night. Singing performance.
SPEAKER_04That's why I stick to rapping because I feel like you don't really need to be a singer to be a rapper. You can sing some Cardi B, you can sing some Nicki Minaj. Oh, actually, don't don't don't sing no Nicki Minaj.
SPEAKER_02No, no, no. So wait, the last karaoke I went to, I went for a homegirl's birthday. And so we did, we we randomly end it ended up in a karaoke. It was like one of them fun nights where it started off at one place and then we just pop, pop, pop, pop around. And so my best friend Ashley, she was like, I'm just gonna pick a song for you. They're just gonna call you up. I had no idea I was gonna sing. It was heck of random. I know what was coming up, right? It was uh Usher Ludacris and Little John the lovers and friends. Honey, I turned it out. I had the whole entire crowd rocking. Okay, and uh ooh, uh that was I gotta find the video, y'all. We gotta jump it on the Instagram because I need to, I think somebody has that footage.
SPEAKER_04I I need to get my hands on that footage. Whoever has it, DM me okay, at roll the receipts, please.
SPEAKER_02I love the karaoke. Yes, I need to find it. I'm gonna find it. I think I might even have the footage because I think I reached on my Instagram.
SPEAKER_04Listen, yeah. Well, that's good. You know what my go-to is? You don't you want to know what my go-to is? Oh my god, shine bright like a diamond. Listen, you gave me all some re-read. I'm about to just let's go. Tell me, Ruby.
SPEAKER_02Also, I'm not just singing, I'm performing. I'm telling you, I was going left and right, right and left, pointing the crowd. Andrika, no, you had the closer.
SPEAKER_04Andrica, no, you are not Michael Jackson, honey. You're not, you're not.
SPEAKER_02Please, hold on, fellow Virgo the Virgo. We perform, honey. We don't just we don't just get up there and sing. We have to put on a show, and that's exactly what I do at karaoke. It is a show. We have a good time, okay? It's just listen, it just goes from the shopping to the karaoke.
SPEAKER_04It's not even right, it's not even a show, it's a production, boo. It's like we are getting everything together. I need the background dancers, I'm Patty LaBelle and this bitch. Where are my background singers? I need just the whole nine yards if I'm out there doing karaoke.
SPEAKER_02Listen, listen. I'm when I was playing, am I about to get vulnerable for a minute? When I was planning my wedding back in the day, yes, I told, I told him, Well, you know, for our production. And he was like, our production, I said, yes, for our production, I need to have these lights. And he was like, This is the budget. I was like, budget. And this is how I know that I personally am going to the courthouse because I need a production. There's no even point. If I can't have the vision that I have envisioned in my mind, then there's no point of me having a wedding, aka production. So I'm gonna go to the courthouse with a beautiful dress, a nice photographer, and a videographer, and we're going to the courthouse. So to my future husband, wherever you are, know that it's okay. I know you're not gonna have money like Bill Gates or Tyler Perry or any of these other billionaires. And if you do, amazing. Because then we can have our production. But if you don't, I still love you, and we're just gonna go to the courthouse, and it's gonna be okay. I'm okay with that. I I've I've I've made something my mind already.
SPEAKER_04Don't worry.
SPEAKER_02Well, you know what that we do productions.
SPEAKER_04Absolutely, I mean, yes. Virgos, you know, we will do it to the T period T. But what I will say, what that just reminded me of is shout to this group, by the way. I think they're called Soul the Gang, like SOL the Gang. And they do like wedding events and they come out and they sing, and it's like a band, and there's like four or five singers or whatever. Tell me why. And I'd be see, yes, and I see clips all over my feet all the time because you know, I love watching like wedding videos or whatever, you know. And it was so funny because they're singing The Boy is mine live at a wedding. I'm like, I don't know if I have them singing The Boy is Mine at a wedding, like you know, The Boy is my no boo, he's mine. Like, what are you doing?
SPEAKER_02Like, no, no, it's a good karaoke song, right? Oh my god, I think I'm gonna be a DJ.
SPEAKER_04Yes, I think I'm gonna bring back DJ Dreaks is coming out of retirement for my wedding. Okay, all right.
SPEAKER_02I mean, if Erica Jane and Meredith Marks and Kyle can do it, why can't I? Speaking of Maritive Marks, she is DJing an SF Pride event this weekend. You going?
SPEAKER_04No, I will not be going. Listen, I've done Pride in the City many, many times, many moons ago. I'm not doing big crowds. I love pride, shout out to pride. I'm not doing big crowds, especially in today's climate. And I hate to even like say that and bring up like that kind of paranoia, but I just it's you never know. And so, and plus I'm like claustrophobic and I don't want to be around big crowds, you know. I I'm a germaphobe, so but that's beyond that. I just, you know, I'm not I'm gonna pass on the activities for the weekend, but I will be supporting from afar. So happy pride.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and you know, just not to put damper on things as well. I feel you though, because I do the same thing, like I don't really do too much at the Juneteenth. I don't, I don't, you're not supposed to catch me at the events that celebrate because people now, because of the current administration, are stupid, and we have seen way too many events where it's you know diverse and some somebody is gonna come over there and just mess up the whole occasion.
SPEAKER_01I didn't feel comfortable actually going to movie theater after that one guy went to the movie theater and like shot up everybody in the movie theater. Like, I I'll watch it at home. Yes, yes, yes, I will. Yeah, it's tough.
SPEAKER_04But, anyways, we went on a whole rant on the side uh bar right there on everything. But let's go back to the Bravo verse because we do got a lot to talk about today. But I do love chatting with you, Andrika.
SPEAKER_02We just chat about the most randomest thing. We went from Harry Okey to seriousness of diversity to weddings to DJs.
SPEAKER_03We will roll the receipts on everything, everything.
SPEAKER_02Get to the Bravo verse.
SPEAKER_03Who are we talking about?
SPEAKER_02Because the Bravo verse has been the headlines, okay?
SPEAKER_04Yes, it has been. And I'm just gonna say this, and I'm gonna leave it at this. I'm so happy that Tom Sandoval is off our screens because I just saw the other day a headline came out. He was fighting with his girlfriend's dad, pushed him into a fire pit that was on fire. And I'm just so sick of I I can't even say his name. I can't even say his name. Tom Sandoval. Get get off my screen. Get off my screen.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm glad that uh his you know, his compadre West is off my screen too, because West announced that he is not coming back for Summer House. He announced it on that show with the guys that does the the the well, you know, y'all, y'all know something, y'all seen it, y'all seen it. But yeah, he announced it then, which I felt was stupid to do, but whatever. But back to Tom, because I'm done with summer. Back to Tom.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I so the first thing that I saw was the headline about Tom is doing a restraining order against his girlfriend. That's what came out first before the video dropped. And I when I said I sent it to the group chat, I sent it to the group chat, and I was like, hmm, because I was like, knowing Tom, what happened? This seems very Karen-ish behavior of you. Like you're you're saying, like, oh my god, damn distress, but what did you do? What did you do? And so when the video came out, I was like, I knew it. I fucking knew it. You provoked them people, you gonna be because let me tell you something. You push first of all, let's back it all the way. He got in the girl's face. Naturally, of course, her father is going to push him and get to him to get the fuck about my daughter's face. Well, you think you're not like Doug?
SPEAKER_04Exactly.
SPEAKER_02So you're gonna push my daddy into a fire pit? Oh, yeah, of course you want to tell him about to beat your ass. Scratches it all. Yeah. So they want to follow a restraint order on me. Judge, if you don't just miss this restraint order, no, restrain me. Yeah, restrain him. Because this is crazy. But in true Tom Sandoval, he's always been like this since the moment he he got on the VPR screen. He's always been something. That's why she became Crazy Kristen. Listen, Crazy Kristen was on to something. She knew. She knew.
SPEAKER_04I mean, I'm co-signing on everything you just said. Get Tom Sandoval off my screen. You've gone from Bravo to blogger, and I'm not here for it. So I'm I have no more notes on that, Andrika. Anything else for you?
SPEAKER_02We'll watch it unfold.
SPEAKER_04We'll watch it unfold. We'll probably see some more headlines come out because you know he can't help himself. But speaking of headlines, and good news, I heard that NextGen NYC Season 2 premiered. Now I didn't get a chance to watch it, but did you watch it?
SPEAKER_02I did. I did. I watched, I watched, I watched my kids, my nieces and nephews. They are, let's be honest. Riley was not on on this premiere episode because she's traveling the world doing what Riley does best. Shout out to Riley as well because she wants to be a DJ as well. So I really just feel like it's my time, Sherwin. If y'all see me DJing next summer, y'all already know.
SPEAKER_04I'm just gonna, for your birthday, get you some turntables. Like, we we're gonna make this happen at this point. Andrica has entered the chat. Thank you.
SPEAKER_02Listen, bring a DJ Dreak. Listen, y'all, I always be DJ Drinks in college. Okay, I didn't have turntables, but we definitely had an iPod.
SPEAKER_04I had the iPod, I had the original iPod dado, I had the iPod touch. Listen, I I would I remember when we used to pay 99 cents on iTunes just to listen to some shit on the iPod. Like, I can't believe that we used to do that. You know how much money I spent on music back in the day?
SPEAKER_02And it was $9.99 for an album. You remember that?
SPEAKER_05Yes.
SPEAKER_02Listen, listen, I had the iPod red. Remember when um Gap was doing the red for uh, or was it Gap or it was some there was on an AIDS and everything was red? It was like product red. So I yeah, I had the iPod red. It wasn't, I think it wasn't a nano because the nano was wait, or was it a nano? I don't remember. I had an iPod and it was red. Okay, I don't remember the version.
SPEAKER_04Well, I wouldn't you said AIDS, I thought me of Nini when she said AIDS.
SPEAKER_02That is shocking to me.
SPEAKER_05A's uh uh oh we can always count iconic.
SPEAKER_02She's iconic. Listen, I cannot wait to see her.
SPEAKER_04Speaking of, did you see the trailer? Real Housewives Ultimate Road Trip season or 20th anniversary, I should say. It's coming. I can't wait.
SPEAKER_02Saw the trailer and reposted on my personal page and Drinker Uncourt the one where Nene comes out and everyone's like, that's how I felt. That's how I felt. That was a real emotion. That was a real emotion. Do you know how long us Bravo fans, true original Bravo fans, OGs of the Bravo verse? Okay.
SPEAKER_04Let them know. Let them know.
SPEAKER_02We that's our queen emotion. Listen, just how like I be telling people I was a Beyonce fan before there even was such a thing as a Beehive. I've been a fan of a Beyonce says DC4, the original queen. That's how long I've been a fan of Nini. Uh-uh, Lizzie Lone Daddy. So anywho, back we have another chance tangent. But yes, I did see the trailer and wow. The trailer better the sh the the series or the show better uplive to the trailer. Because you know how I feel about when the trailer is good, the the season is weak. And when the trailer is weak, the season is good. And it better uplive. There's too many iconic housewives on there for it not to be good.
SPEAKER_04I agree.
SPEAKER_02I saw that trailer. I saw that trailer, and I saw Heather and Teresa getting into it. I saw that.
SPEAKER_04Lisa and Nini got into it.
SPEAKER_02I saw one of them. I was it, I don't know if it was Rosie or it was Jo Ellen. No, Rosie or Kelsey.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_04I think it was the two of them going at it.
SPEAKER_02It was, yeah, but it was some Row Island girls on there. Yeah. They was getting into it. Yeah. Yeah. Uh Lisa and Jizzy. Was Lisa and Jizzy?
SPEAKER_05I think so.
SPEAKER_02Like I'm talking something about an apology on the bus. Portia and who was she telling to about was she talking to Vicky? No, I can't remember.
SPEAKER_04No, was it Luann? It was, I think it was Luann.
SPEAKER_02It was Luann.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. It was Luann. It was a lot going on.
SPEAKER_02It was a lot going on. And guess what? I must be parked with a snack.
SPEAKER_04I agree. Me too.
SPEAKER_02Every day.
SPEAKER_04I cannot wait. This is like what we've been waiting for. I love when they do these crossovers. We were talking about crossovers before. This is what we're waiting for. So they better deliver, and it better be housewives from every franchise. You know what I mean? Like, I know they're bringing Miami. Thank you. Because let's put some respect on it. I just can't wait. I'm gonna be said, I'm gonna be glued and waiting.
SPEAKER_02And so I even I wait, before we go on, I even like to say that I even enjoyed the promo pick, the whole sparkly dress movement.
SPEAKER_04Like and did you clock that they're all wearing like the color of where their city is? Yeah, like Kyle's wearing that diamond blue color, like Porsche's wearing peach.
SPEAKER_02Yep, Vicky's wearing orange, Giselle's wearing pink. I saw all of that. Luanz wear red. I mean, whoever is the production team on this Ultimate Girls Trip to production. This is this is also marketing. No, it can't be truly. Not truly original, truly originals, but did who does no? Is it truly?
SPEAKER_04You don't think truly does Atlanta? They do New York, they do. I think so.
SPEAKER_02Who does Beverly Hill?
SPEAKER_04Evolution, evolution. Then you know evolution.
SPEAKER_02Okay, yeah, then it is. It's truly, it gotta be truly. I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look it up while we go into the next thing.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we definitely need to look it up because if it's truly, I know they'll truly deliver because you know, at the end of the day, I feel like that's what they need to bring. So I can't wait. And you know what? Speaking of the 20th anniversary of the Real Housewives, because 20 years, that is a milestone. And I thought for this milestone, let's play a little game, Andrica. Let's play a roll the receipts original. We're gonna call it Shade Off, okay? Because this is gonna be who is the shadier housewife. We're gonna have some matchups here, and Andrika and I are gonna go back and forth to give each other some matchups between different housewives from different cities. And let's see who is the shadiest and who would deliver on the reads, okay, Andrica?
SPEAKER_02Okay, and then I also want to just say that it's produced by Shed Media. I don't know what they do.
SPEAKER_04Okay, Shed Media come and produce road of receipts for us.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but who does Shed Media? What shows grown shows do they produce? It's just a whole new one. Do you know?
SPEAKER_04Well, maybe it's an up and coming. Who knows? We'll see. Or maybe they do these kinds of crossovers. I don't know. We'll see.
SPEAKER_02Oh, they do New York, Salt Lake City, they've done all the ultimate housewife girls trips, they've done Love Hotel and Paris and Love. Oh, they did basketball wise.
SPEAKER_04Okay, they got a strong resume. I'm not I'm not mad.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not mad at it.
SPEAKER_04Okay, Shed.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna have my eyes on you, shen okay. Let's get into our shade battle because clearly we was throwing some shade at evolution.
SPEAKER_04Yes, we were. We were definitely you know, we're shady.
SPEAKER_02Shady Sherwin.
SPEAKER_04I had to be. I mean, you know, at the end of the day, that's my nickname, right? Speaking of shady, let's get into it, okay? I'm gonna kick things off. I got a matchup for you. Here we go. Kenya Moore from the Real Housewives of Atlanta versus Erica Jane from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. That's a good one. I know. I'm starting off strong.
SPEAKER_02I know, I know, because they both can be good, but I feel like can you what's it called with draw? Is it a draw? Okay, what is it called when you guys because I will say I will go give it to Kenya because Kenya can but Kenya can go for the juggler and becomes very mean girl, but then Erica can go for the juggler too and becomes very mean girl as well. So I'm gonna give it a draw. Okay, because that's that I don't know, Charwin. That's a good one. And one I would like to see. Wow, okay.
SPEAKER_04I also feel like in that lineup, like they would match each other, each other's energy. Like the more heated Kenya would get, the more heated Erica would get. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like it would be like lighting fire with fire at that point, but that's what and it and it also I that's a good one.
SPEAKER_02I don't I I have to just go ahead and do a draw because I can't choose. I can't choose. Okay, for you, Portia Williams versus Larsa Pippin.
SPEAKER_04Hmm. Portia from Atlanta. Okay, you know, she's from where's she from? Decatur? She's from Decatur. And Larsa, you know, I don't know, she's from Miami, but she lives in Miami. You know, they're spicy down there too. So, you know, you never know. I'm gonna go with for this one, I'm gonna go with Porsche because I feel like a Decatur girl would probably be the one to come out on top. I feel like Larsa will just deflect the whole time. So I'm gonna go with Porsche on that one.
SPEAKER_02Okay, yeah, I agree. And you know, Porsche has her masters in shape.
SPEAKER_04She knows how to deliver an iconic read, so we'll give it to Porsche on that one.
SPEAKER_02Okay, bye, Ashie.
SPEAKER_04It'd be by cellulite with Larsa, okay. Bye lip fillers, by lips. Okay. Anywho, you ready for the next one? Or are you still in shock from that shade? I am because you would don't put me in one of these lineups, okay? Because I will read all of them. Now, I got another one for you, Andrika. Let's see. Phaedra Parks from Atlanta versus Karen Huger from Potomac. I know it's another hard one, but it's another hard one.
SPEAKER_02But I think I could do this one. I'm gonna go with Phaedra on this one because I feel like Karen will get discombobulated at the end. Like her wig might shift, something the dirty bird might fly against her. No telling what could happen with Karen, because but you know, she was gonna Karen's gonna start off strong. It's gonna be a while, but Phaedra's gonna deliver some type of wording mixologist type thing. And yeah, because you know, Phaedra a wordsmith. So I'm gonna give it to Phaedra on this one. Go Faye Faye got this.
SPEAKER_04I mean, I I would agree with that one. Deliver a pizza, axe murderer. I mean, come on now. Need ten dollars, so he peed in a cup for you to have a baby. Or not peed in a cup, but you know the other things in the cup. I don't even know the line. That's how good it is.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's how good. What you will know is that your man, your baby daddy, needed ten dollars so he can get him a medium-sized pizza so he can ejaculate in the cup so you can have a baby. Now check that.
SPEAKER_04Now that's a read. Okay, we gotta give it to Phaedra on that one. I couldn't even say because it was so good. It was good, that's amazing. That's Phaedra. That's Phaedra.
SPEAKER_02Phaedra wins, and everybody was quiet, even Nene. She just said, That's my favorite line of it all. Okay, okay. Giselle Bryant or Liz McGrath from Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
SPEAKER_04Giselle, the what do they call her, the green-eyed bandit versus versus ma. Because you know, Liz McGraw, I feel like her name is Ma at this point. I'm gonna have to give it, unfortunately, Ma. I'm giving it to Giselle. Okay, because I feel like Giselle knows how to be a mean girl sometimes, and she's also a Virgo, and you know, I feel like all of us Virgos, we know we can read somebody. So, Liz, you're a tough girl, but I don't know if you can be going head to head with Giselle. So I'm gonna give it to my Potomac girl.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. We still we also still we we still learn it, Liz a little bit. I mean, even though she did well at the reunion, we'll get into that later. But you know, we're still learning you, girl.
SPEAKER_00And you didn't, you know, you can do it with the girls, you were never homeless, right?
SPEAKER_04I mean, she gets passionate. I mean, the whole chair push, like, you know what I mean, all that stuff. Like, she could definitely go there, but I feel like for the most part, she's so carefree. Like, I really don't care about this, and I really don't care about that. You know what I mean? So she's hot, she is. It's not good cannabis. Send some this way, Liz. We wanna just for quality control, just to see how it is for our pod for study purposes.
SPEAKER_02Forget that. I want the perimenopausal gummy. I said it last time, I would say it again. Girl, let's get into the business together.
SPEAKER_04Right.
SPEAKER_02Come on, let's do this, girl.
SPEAKER_04Okay, Andrica. Here's the next one. Teresa Judece from the Real Housewives of New Jersey versus that's my opinion, Tamra Judge from the Real Housewives of Orange County.
SPEAKER_02Hands down, giving it to Tree. And the only reason why I'm giving it to Tree is because Tamara's gonna say something to piss Tree off, and we're gonna get another flip the table moment.
SPEAKER_03Because we know Tree seeks red.
SPEAKER_02She sees red, and she don't know. We we done caught her till she pushed Andy, she flipping tables, she throwing cups and storming off and walking off. So Tree sees red. So Tamra's gonna say something, is gonna flip that switch in Teresa, and Teresa going Teresa going for the jugular, and now Tamara gonna be in the bushes crying.
SPEAKER_04I can see that. Yeah, I mean Tamra, my thing is you're going up against one of the OGs of New Jersey. I mean, it's gonna be a tough one, girl. So I will also agree with you on that one. Teresa will probably take the cake with that one.
SPEAKER_02Right, right, right. Okay. For you, Dolores Contan or Alexia Nilapola.
SPEAKER_04Dolores.
SPEAKER_02No, I jumped the oh Dolores.
SPEAKER_04Dolores. Y'all know how I feel about Alexia. It could be anything with Alexia. It could be the worst dress, it could be the worst fighter, it could be the worst shade reader, it could be, I don't care. Alexia, you're at the bottom of my list. Next. Moving on. Listen, and I'm not even saying that because I like Dolores. I do like Dolores. I think that she's fair. I think she can definitely read somebody. She's from Patterson. Don't mess with a girl from Patterson because you know. So I will give it to Dolores regardless, but Alexia, no, just no. So we're gonna move on from that one. Any thoughts or you agree?
SPEAKER_02No, uh you got it.
SPEAKER_04Well, let's keep it rolling. We got Dorinda Medley from New York versus Mary Cosby from Salt Lake City. That's a good one.
SPEAKER_02I'm giving it to Mary. I'm giving it to Mary because Mary is going to be looking at Dolores like, who is this? And Dolores is gonna be so like over the top.
SPEAKER_04Not Dolores, you mean Dorinda.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Dorinda, sorry. Dorinda's gonna be so over the top and and probably gonna get frustrated because Mary's gonna be giving her that side, ugly eye, like, well, who are you? And why are you talking to me? And then and it's gonna just make her frustrated, and then Mary's gonna tell her, You can go, like, get out of my house. Like, you know, Mary's gonna deliver it so so pastorally, if that's a word that I just made up, I think. And Dorinda's gonna just get frustrated and just like hit her head up against the wall.
SPEAKER_04You know what's funny? You know what's funny though? I feel like Mary Cosby, she's so high maintenance that it's gonna give Dorinda another, I made it nice moment because I feel like you know, you're nothing is gonna be good enough for Mary Cosby. So, Dorinda, with your blue manner, blue stone manner, whatever, you better not invite Mary.
SPEAKER_02Is not even staying at the blue stone man. Let's start there.
SPEAKER_04She's staying at the four seasons down the street. That's where she's staying, right?
SPEAKER_02You don't have you, yeah. Mary's not Mary's not staying there. She's she's gonna walk into the house and be like, what is this? She's not staying there. She's production's gonna be pissed off. Okay, I'm not even gonna try to pronounce card now. I'm messing with her last name because I always do. But Adriana from Real Housewives of Miami versus Margaret Joseph from New Jersey.
SPEAKER_04Ooh, ooh, that's a good one. Because Margaret, you know, like I said, those Jersey girls, they're tough. I feel like she could definitely come come through with it, but your husband's in the pool. He's in the pool. You know what I mean? What's she said with the uh asshole with lit? What's I don't remember what she said to Jennifer Aiden, but she had some good ones. Oh monkey, you know, monkey with a lip with big lips, or monkey, your lips look a monkey, yes, your lips look like a monkey's asshole. Yes, that was it. I feel like Margaret definitely can read, but I'm gonna give it to Miss Haitian Mortician, Adriana, because I just feel like Adriana is just crazy, like she's nuts, like she's got two bolts missing in her brain, and so when you mess with a crazy girl like that, she's just gonna go rampage. Like we saw what she did to Marisol, and you know, respect your elders, okay? So that's all I'll say. Moving on. Any notes? We're good.
SPEAKER_02No, oh Adriana did just graduate. Was it from Harvard? She graduated from Harvard this year, this season. So congratulations to you, Adriana.
SPEAKER_04Congratulations. All right, let's go to the one of the last ones. We got Heather DeBro from Orange County versus Sutton's track from Beverly Hills.
SPEAKER_02Easy, Heather, because Sutton's gonna cry. Plus, Sutton looks up to Heather.
SPEAKER_01You know, she wants to be in with the Joneses.
SPEAKER_02She gonna she gonna do she gonna do Heather would do Sutton, like very charismatic. She's gonna do Sutton like she did Shannon that one time where she asked Shannon to leave her house. That's how Heather's gonna do Sutton. She ain't gonna do too much. She's gonna do it with elegance and grace. So I'm gonna give it to Heather hands down. Okay. Last but not least, Cynthia High Cheekbones Bailey versus Lisa Bar Lisa Hey Baby Gorgeous Barlow.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god, that's a tough one only because we met both of them in person, and I will say both of them were lovely. I will give this one to Cynthia Bailey because we've seen more of Cynthia than we've seen of Lisa, and I will say Cynthia knows she plays chess. I feel like Lisa's playing checkers, you know what I'm saying? Like Cynthia is playing chess, like she's playing it for the long run. So I'm gonna give it for Cynthia on this one. But Lisa, you might have to go to the distance on this one and call all eight of your lawyers because Cynthia will probably read you for filth. So I'm gonna get to Cynthia on that one. Boom. That's it. Okay.
SPEAKER_02That was good. That was good. I like that.
SPEAKER_04We gotta play shade off more.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Let us know. You know, send us an email. Uh let us know in our DMs. You know, do you guys agree or disagree with any of us on our shade-off game? Like, and then also, who would you like to us hear more about? You know, for us to shade off. So let us know. Let us know, people.
SPEAKER_04Let us know.
SPEAKER_02Sherwin. Did you watch the reunion? I know you watched the reunion.
SPEAKER_04Real Housewives of Rhode Island, baby. Reunion. Woo! Let me just say this. They all showed up to work. They all showed up to work. I feel like when you have a season like you just had, you have to deliver a reunion, especially when it's two parts. You have to deliver on the reunion. And I will say, this reminded me of back in the day when we really used to go at it all day long. Like, you know, I feel like a lot of times now the reunion has become so structured. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're gonna talk about this, and then we're gonna talk about this, and then we're gonna talk about this. And I feel like now it's become like these people are arguing, so let's just go right to this. It's like what we want to see. Like, we see Rula and Joe Ellen. First of all, Rula, you gave us more in one reunion than you've ever given us in your entire season at as a road.
SPEAKER_02Listen, listen, when Joe Ellen said, Why are you talking? You were only in three episodes. I dropped everything that I had in my hand. I fell to the flow. I dropped everything and fell to the flow. Because I I still not I still have no words. I don't have any words for that shade. Okay? We should have put her on this list because she delivered.
SPEAKER_05She delivered.
SPEAKER_02Hi. Iconic. Because where was the lie? She was only in three episodes. You gave us nothing. And now you talking all this mess, and you just giving us you giving us all of this now. Ooh, Sherwin.
SPEAKER_04Whoa. Joe Allen has been one of my favorites from the beginning. I feel like she delivered a consistent season. She opened up about her mom. She opened up about her sister, her husband. We saw her beef with Rula. We saw all that. She's been consistent from the get-go. And she is right. Rula has only showed up to work about three or four times. And I feel like Rula had to come to the reunion with a purpose to address everything that she missed out on in the entire season. And I do have to give her some props too, because she could have easily sat back and pulled a Diana Jenkins and just been like, whatever. You know what I'm saying? But she didn't.
SPEAKER_02Like she was Diana Jenkins from Beverly Hills.
SPEAKER_04You remember Diana from Beverly Hills? Let me go. See? See? If you don't show up to the reunion, I think she showed up to like she showed up on Zoom or something at the reunion. Remember Diana? The one that was like going back and forth with or with Sutton.
SPEAKER_02Oh, the one that did the thing took Garcelle's son. Yes. Oh, her.
SPEAKER_04Well, yeah. Well, yes, yes, that one, that one, that one. The race. Oh, okay. Got it.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Listen. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So she like, I feel like if you're not going to show up to work, like you need to show up to the reunion with a purpose. I feel like Rula, you came through to address everything. And I feel like I was just like so nostalgic in the moment when she just was like, fuck you, you're a whore. Like that, like that was like what we got with Nene and Kim, and like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know which one at those times.
SPEAKER_02I don't know which one is bigger, the mouth at the top or the mouth in between your the whole hole in your mouth or the hole between your legs. Oh right.
SPEAKER_04Right. Because it's like, and she's like, you're a whore, and you slept with all these men and da-da-da-da. It's like, yes, like girl, this is what we needed the entire season. Where were you?
SPEAKER_02So maybe, maybe it's because she got a new nose. That's probably why.
SPEAKER_04Listen, I'm not feeling it. I'm not feeling the new nose. And I'm just gonna keep it real. I know I told you about this. I just feel like it's too curvy. Rula, you probably could have, if you were gonna do something with your nose, I probably would have just went a little bit smaller on the sides. I wouldn't have touched the arch. I don't know why she did that. But you know what?
SPEAKER_02I mean, to be honest, I didn't know.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna quote Sheree on this real quick and just say, who am I to come between a girl and her nose? When she was talking about Nini.
SPEAKER_02I didn't know that she had a new nose, to be honest. I just thought that she had a strong contour because I'm gonna just say her makeup was like her glam was glamin, okay, for the reunion. And I just thought that she had a really strong contour until they said something at the reunion, like, you know, she got a new nose and she talked about it. But I really like when they released the photos and all that, I was like, oh, okay, contour, you know, glam team, you know, you gotta put the money where it's supposed to go. You're you know, you gotta read, you kinda play. So I really truly did not know that she had a nose job. She sure did. But you know who else outside of them? Let me tell you something about Rosie. When I tell you Rosie had me duck, bitch, I was duck. What did I I and the way she delivered it when she said, I mean, you had a coworker for 10 years in Florida, stop me in my tracks.
SPEAKER_05She has never lied a day in her life.
SPEAKER_02She had everybody said, Did you see Liz, Andy, Alicia? Oh no, oh no, like that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04But let's just keep it real. She ain't never lied. Rosie, you just said what everybody else was thinking. The only coworker Kelsey had was a co-worker in Florida because she was with this man, rent-free, food-free, housekeeper-free. I mean, taking the the seeds out, the lemon free. I mean, crazy.
SPEAKER_02And you could tell that was like that wasn't in rehearsal, that was natural shade. That wasn't rehearsed. She didn't come up with that. Because the way it would you could tell when it's actual natural shade, natural shade, where you just have this just amazing capability when you get people stuck.
SPEAKER_05Right.
SPEAKER_02So and I was stuck. I was stuck. I was stuck.
SPEAKER_04And honestly, I feel like Rosie did another standout for me, besides Jo Ellen is Rosie. Like, Rosie had a great season. She had slam pig. She made that an iconic line that people are gonna use. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I feel like Rosie delivered what she needed to do this season. So renew her contract. She deserves it. I feel like she did what she needed to do. Oh, what you're thinking?
SPEAKER_02Speaking of con speaking of contracts, did you catch on Watch What Happens Live? It was Andy, it was it was Alicia and Cynthia. And did you catch on Watch What Happens Live? Andy asked Alicia if we would see the UN Smore next season. I said, Oh. I wonder if because I thought about Rulala and what she said on her post, how she'll be back next season. I wonder if all of the girls signed like a multi-season contract deal or something, or maybe contracts already went out early because of you know the premiere episode they knew was gonna be good. I I don't know, but I caught that. I was like, Andy has either he slipped or it's it's it's is information already known. But I tried to go on Google and it has it's not public, so I'm gonna go that he slipped, but that's a big slip for Andy as being a vet. You know that you don't talk about contracts, but it does make me wonder did they sign a multi-contract deal?
SPEAKER_04You know what? It kind of makes sense because I think Salt Lake City, when they first did their season, everybody came back the second season, so it could be a situation of like they sign off for just more than one season. Like when you start a new franchise, you might have to get it off the ground a little bit. So maybe it is like a two-season contract, you know what I mean? Okay, yeah, I don't know. I'm just I'm not a producer, so I don't know, but it could be definitely a solid theory there, Dreeks.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, because yeah, I was like, Will we see the Us more seat next season? Right.
SPEAKER_04Well, we also know Alicia's definitely getting renewed. Like Alicia was a standout as well, she was there for comedic value, like her comedic timing on everything was what made a lot of what we see, you know, what we love about Rhode Island. So I will say Alicia definitely deserves to come back, as well as Liz. And I mean, I will say maybe bring Kelsey back if she has a storyline next season. I know without the boyfriend, who knows? Like if she's gonna start, you know, talking with this Billy guy and like having more storyline, maybe we could follow her. I would say maybe get rid of Ashley. She's not really adding anything. She's the only one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, she's the only one that I could do without. But if that was a multi-contract deal, we'll see her.
SPEAKER_04We'll see. We'll definitely see her.
SPEAKER_02I want to see how the rest of this reunion played out. But before, but before I say anything else about this reunion, I just want to say that I told y'all that Liz be high in these episodes because the way she hit her pin on breaks, like she had her pen in the couch, she put on her pen and then her phone.
SPEAKER_04She was stressed out.
SPEAKER_02She was puffing that bitch multiple times on set.
SPEAKER_05Right. She didn't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02Confirmed out all of my theories. I I knew it. Maybe I'm a psychic.
SPEAKER_04I love how that was one of the fights, too, that that they had was because who was it with? I want to say it was Joe Ellen that had a ski jacket that was borrowed from Liz and it smelt like smoke, and she didn't want to give it to her child or something because the snow jacket smelt like smoke. Like Liz is just a smoker. Let's just all realize that. She smokes cigarettes, she smokes weed, she smokes everything. Okay. Oh, I don't want to say everything, but I don't want to put that accusation out there. But she smokes. That's no shade, no tea, no shade, no tea. But she definitely smokes weed, and we know she smokes vape and all that. But we'll say another interesting argument that happened was the argument between because we already knew Liz and Alicia were beefing, but Liz and Rula, what? Where'd that come from?
SPEAKER_02She looked at her in her eyes and said, Tell me when we had this conversation. Tell me when. Let us know, Brula. Like in the corner in the back, support my girl. Like, let us know when. When roll the receipt. When did you do it? And she just couldn't do it. And I was like, You be lying. You be lying to your husband. You a lie and your husband a lie.
SPEAKER_04We do know that Brian likes to call people. Like this season has proven that you've called Joelyn's job. I wouldn't be surprised if you called Jerry and you told Jerry everything that happened. Like, I'm not surprised. They just love to call. I mean, I wonder what Ryan, a messy queen.
SPEAKER_02He a messy queen.
SPEAKER_04He is and I wonder what service they got. They got unlimited minutes. That's what it seems like. Because international or not, they're calling everybody, okay? But what I will say also, and this is where I'll leave it with Rhode Island, is Rula, you know, her getting up out of her seat. It just reminds me of when Teresa got up out of her seat. Like it was one of those moments where it's like, yes, like this is a good transition into part two. So I'm looking forward to it. I think everybody came to work. You know what was so funny, and I just realized this now when we were talking about Ashley, is when she started crying because of Rosie, Jo Ellen's face was my face. Like, girl, what you're crying over a friendship with another grown ass woman? Like, what? Like, that shit was hilarious. So don't get me wrong.
SPEAKER_02I love my friends, and I'm a crier too. And I love my friends, I really do.
SPEAKER_05But it was just so funny.
SPEAKER_02I will cry on you guys' accomplishments. Like, listen, here, my bestie is going to school to become a nurse, honey. And let me tell you something, when she went across that stage, listen, I'm just not gonna get my eyelashes done.
SPEAKER_04Right. But see, even you talking about her now, it's like you're not gonna cry. Like, you're just really proud of her.
SPEAKER_02I'm proud of her. And when she walks across the stage, because I know she's accomplished something that she has set her heart out to do, then the tears will fall because bitch, you did it.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_02Okay, and you should be proud of yourself, and I am too. And let me go ahead and cry for I listen, I'm not getting my eyelashes stuff at her graduation. For what?
unknownFor what?
SPEAKER_04Right. Well, I just feel like she won't cry at the drop of a dime.
SPEAKER_02And oh yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'm looking forward to part two. Part two is coming Sunday. I unfortunately would not be able to watch live, so I will be a peacock peaco.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna be a peacock princess. That's what I'm gonna do. I'll be a peacock princess and I'll be joining you and watching on Monday.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Well, I will be there just right next to you, watching it virtually.
SPEAKER_02You're gonna be a peacock prince, and I'm gonna be a peacock princess.
SPEAKER_04Exactly. Uncensored and extended. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Exactly, exactly. Um, but her one, I think you are a psyche.
SPEAKER_04Why?
SPEAKER_02Because the way you nailed Atlanta seating chart.
SPEAKER_04Don't gas me. Don't gas me. Don't gas me. Because I told everybody, you know, I know what I'm doing with these reunion seating charts, right?
SPEAKER_02You know what you're doing with the seating charts. At this point, I need you to do like what's what reunion is next? Because you guys do that scene chart too.
SPEAKER_04Once OC starts, Aaron, I don't even need to watch the season. I can just tell you the scene chart before we even start. Okay. Vicky Gumbelson, first chair, probably with Heather or Shannon, depending on which one has a better season. All right.
SPEAKER_02I was gonna say Tamara, but okay, yeah. Uh-uh.
SPEAKER_04I don't think I think Tamra's gonna be right next to Vicky and just be the lap dog for the season, okay? But we haven't seen it yet. We'll see what happens. More predictions to come there. But let's just let's get into it, Andrika, because let me say what my seating chart was, and then I will say what the official seating chart was, okay? Okay, I had and I'm about to pull it up right now. I had to Andy's left Portia, then Angela, then Phaedra, then Drew, and then Cynthia. Okay. And then to his right, I had K Michelle, Shamia, Kelly, and Pinky. So the only thing I really got wrong was Phaedra and Drew switched, which I'll get into in just a second. And then Shamia and Kelly were switched, okay? And then Cynthia was actually next to Portia when she comes out. So there's two seating charts that were announced, okay? I knew Portia and K Michelle were gonna be first chair, and the reason why I knew that, and everybody said, okay, Michelle's last and everything, Carlos King, Mr. Housewives, y'all all had your predictions with K Michelle at the very end. I knew from the beginning she was getting first chair. It's in her contract, boo. It is most likely in her contract. She's coming from other platforms, she's already a country singer and a well-known one. She has a big following on social media. People know K Michelle. It's in her contract, most likely, that she is first chair. So I already knew that going into it. Now, I thought Shamia was after her, but I'm not surprised to put Kelly. I feel like Kelly did open up a lot more this season. Like she definitely talked about her finances. She talked about everything, you know, her Jarvis of it all. So I feel like, you know, I'll give it to Kelly on that one. Shamia, right after that, no comments. I feel like we we can move on from that. Pinky, you're a newbie. You're at the end. We're gonna keep it that way. Portia, and then followed by Angela. I got that right. Now, I will say I thought they were gonna put Phaedra before Drew because Phaedra is a Bravo favorite, but I actually agree with their lineup. I feel like Phaedra gave us nothing this season. Put her at the end of nothing. She gave us absolutely nothing.
SPEAKER_02Absolutely nothing. And I don't know, like, listen, she ain't my favorite. I don't, I honestly didn't want her back on merit and medicine or anything.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_02Like, because she she's giving us nothing. She stopped giving us stuff when the shit starts coming out about Apollo.
SPEAKER_04Right. She's on Bravo Retainer. She's on Bravo Retainer at this point. Yeah. So I actually agree with them putting her at the end. I feel like Drew has more in her, more shadiness. And also, like, they already put her last last season. So it's okay. Give her a little bump, but Drew also gave us a little bit more.
SPEAKER_02She gave us a little bit more like her bonding with rebonding and rekindling with Portia this season, her bickering with K Michelle. Then you know, she gave us that. Clearly, her bickering with Kelly, and you know, like so. She gave us she gave us more than Phaedra. She gave us way more than Phaedra.
SPEAKER_04Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. And I also want to give a shout out to Cynthia because Cynthia is now sitting next to Portia in second chair when she comes out. And I do have to say that was shocking to me. It was shocking, but I'm so so happy for her because Shamia or Shamina or Shemesi, you had a lot to say on the Carlos King podcast because I did watch it. And you said that Cynthia is just a friend of. Just a friend of. You were a friend of if you forgot where you came from, Shamia. And also, it wouldn't, if it wasn't for Cynthia, you would not be holding a peach, Shamina. Okay, so I don't know where that shade came from, but I'm so happy Cynthia is sitting second chair and letting you girls know that she is still the HBIC besides Nene. Okay, if Nene's not around, Cynthia is second in charge, boo. And that's that. Right.
SPEAKER_02It's like Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippin. Like exactly Nene is Mike and Cynthia is Scotty.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_02Period. I I will say, like, that would be like because you I think that you default put Cynthia at the end because she's a friend of, and it's never been done where a friend of has been second chair or just uh the friend of is always on the edge. They're never up. You know, Marlo never was up. Marl was always on the always on the end. Cynthia was always on the end. But hell, Shadores didn't even get invited to the Brahaza Road Island reunion. But the friends of always comes in. Think about put the Potomac Lakes. I can't think of that lady's name, though other I can't think of neither one of their names, but they're always on the ends as well. So listen, Shemia, Shamina in this point, you just mad. And I just want to know what are you mad about?
SPEAKER_04Right.
SPEAKER_02I mean, what are you really mad about?
SPEAKER_04You know what it is, and I think it's still the whole lap dog accusation. I feel like that keeps coming up in this past episode. It came up again. Portia said, I'm sick and tired of my lap being a storyline. And I agree because I feel like we can move on from the whole Shemia being a lap dog.
SPEAKER_02I actually shut up. Drew's the only person that keeps bringing it up.
SPEAKER_04Right. You know what is giving more? It's giving Tweedledumb and Tweedlede with her and Kelly. That's really what it's giving because you guys are obviously having your conversations and kikis and all this, and you're always on the same page. It's like what Nene said to Claudia. Do you have a mind of your own? Because you're over here walking around with Kenya. You get what I'm saying? So I just feel like at the end of the day, that's what it's more about. But I feel like Shamia is always gonna be tied to Portia, regardless, you know? So that's where she that's what she's sick of. That's why she's second chair, because she's gonna have or not, sorry, not second chair, no third chair after Kelly, because she's now riding behind Kelly. That's what it is.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so did you see Kelly's post now? Because now we know that they're filming the reunion well either today or yet yes. No, they filmed it yesterday, I think. I don't know when they filmed it, that but we know that they're in New York because they're filming the reunion this week, right? But did you see Kelly's post that she posted um about her in the New York streets with Chanel bags and Fendi bags and all these other designer bags? It was like, girl, didn't you just have an episode about your finances? Why are you in New York with these bags? Like, which one is it? You got money or you don't got money? Do you not like what?
SPEAKER_04Right. Well, I'm just at this point, Kelly. You I'm I'm trying to figure out where you're getting your money, okay? Because it can't all be from Jarvis. It can't. I mean, you where are you getting $15,000? And this is why Parachet left your ass. Like Parachet, who we all know is a stylist, of course, went with Britt E.D. And there's some drama between that, but you can't afford Paris, Kelly. Paris probably got too expensive for you. Paris is working with Portia, Paris is working with Kay Michelle, Paris is working with everybody, and Cynthia, and Marlowe. You can't afford parachet.
SPEAKER_02So but you but you know what I noticed as well is that compared to last season, remember Kelly had an entourage. What happened to her security guard? Right. I ain't still security guard at all. So where's the security guard? Where's the stylist? Where's the her her team? Remember that so-called team that Britt E.D. was taking from her left by right? Where are they now?
SPEAKER_04She has no money. I hate to say. I mean, obviously, the restaurants when she bought the revenue that it's bringing in, it wasn't groundbreaking numbers. I mean, it's crazy. Like, you're your businesses are just not bringing you any money. You're filing for bankruptcy. You need to stop spending $15,000 on Chanel and Dior, especially when it's a t-shirt. Like your confessional look, like, really, like, that doesn't look like $15,000 well spent.
SPEAKER_02I want to see her reunion dress. I want to see it. And you know what, Kelly? Honestly, it's okay if your reunion dress is borrowed. Like, it's people like design, like, so no, it's I I I got some budding on that one.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm really not trying to be shady. I'm trying to not the goodwill. No, I'm not. Okay. I'm going to like celebrities. You know how like celebrities walk these red carpets and they will borrow a designer dress. Like, let's go, like recently with Zendaya, our fellow Virgo sister, right? She is doing the red carpet and she wore, oh my god, I'm drawing blank on the design, but it was a web. The back was a the dress was a web, right? And it was like vintage uh couture, you know, one of them dresses. That dress is borrowed. We know that she didn't buy that dress. La Roach got that dress, you know, because of his connections. So she can wear it on the red carpet to the premiere or whatever thing that she's doing for the noob Spider-Man movie. Obviously, it's a web dress. It's okay. It's okay to borrow a dress for the reunion. I've borrowed dress before. I'm ready to go to get this this this army yearly Army Gala with my ex, and you had to be, you know, after after five attire, I would go borrow me a dress from it was this place in Oakland, and it was affordable when it was luxury designers on loan. Why do I need to have this dress that I'm gonna go? Wear one time.
SPEAKER_05Right.
SPEAKER_02All I'm saying is, Kelly, if you're on a budget, because we just saw you telling you him, telling me about your finances, this is where you would budget at. You would borrow a reunion dress. You're never gonna wear the reunion dress again.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you won't wear it again. And also, I got some tea for you. I got some tea for you. I don't know if this is a rumor. This is something that's circulating, but apparently they might be wearing purple. Okay, I'm just putting it out there now. That might be the color that they went with. I don't know. It's just a rumor. We'll see what happens.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I've never seen no one wear purple before over here. That'd be cute. I like purple. That's my favorite color. So I'm here for it. I'm just trying to figure out how that ties into the theme.
SPEAKER_04I don't know. But that's what they were saying in the comments, okay? That's what that was word on the street. I'm I'm just getting from Mama Joyce at this point, okay? It's just the word on the street of what they might be.
SPEAKER_02First of all, I was like Mama Joyce and I thought about it.
SPEAKER_04Mama, you know, she'd be she got the air to the streets now, okay?
SPEAKER_02Um fucking shady. Um okay. I mean, I I listen, I like purple. I ain't never seen on any housewife franchise. If I have, you know, plug my red body. Oh no, they did wear purple on Potomac one year. They did wear purple on Potomac one year. But I I'm here for it. I mean, Q, Q, Q. Um You know what? Atlanta always has a theme, though. So they were one of the first, I believe, to start doing a theme for their for their reunions. It was it was that Beverly Hills in Orange County that was throwing us awful way off, especially Beverly Hills.
SPEAKER_01I mean, they would kind of been wearing whatever.
SPEAKER_04Right. They really would. But I am looking forward to seeing what happens with Atlanta. I mean, we still got some episodes left. They're they just filmed the reunion, so that's gonna air probably soon. So we have a finale probably coming up. K Michelle is sitting for his chair. We know she's gonna get into it with Portia about her, you know, the ops that are not really ops that are out there. We don't know what's gonna happen. Also, don't get a BBL, K Michelle. You saw what happened the first time. Leave the butt alone, okay?
SPEAKER_02I don't know why that was even a consideration.
SPEAKER_04Right. We don't leave it alone, leave the plastic surgery alone.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, leave it alone.
SPEAKER_04I am looking forward to seeing more of Angela and her daughter and their relationship. You know, we saw them go on therapy. Shout out to my girl Ange. I hope that works out. We'll probably see some more of that relationship play out. And I will have to give a shout out. That Maggie Madness event, that was cute. That little basketball game. I love that. I love when these shows can have some fun too. It's not always shade, shade, shade. They can have these moments, you know.
SPEAKER_02It was fun. Except, except Kelly playing basketball in them heels and you wear sneakers, Kelly.
SPEAKER_04What are you talking about? I'm pretty sure we can find definitely some clips of you wearing sneakers. I don't know why you would say in your confessional that you never wear sneakers. That just didn't make any sense.
SPEAKER_02She just moved to Shamia's house, and guess what she had on? Sneakers.
SPEAKER_04Exactly.
SPEAKER_02Because you were moving, girl.
SPEAKER_04You look ridiculous playing basketball and heels, Kelly. You really did. You knew what you signed up for and you showed up with heels. Come on now.
SPEAKER_02Like, yeah, girl, like stop.
SPEAKER_04See, that's where you can cut back. That's where you you don't need to buy a pair of heels for basketball. You can cut back, Kelly. This is what we're talking about, okay?
SPEAKER_02Oh, oh, oh, did you see? Uh, did I send it to you? I can't remember, but apparently somebody was on somebody posted on Reddit that one of the oldest, Chloe, is that the oldest child of of Kelly's? Chloe, one of them people that go to school with Chloe posted that Kelly is using somebody from Nana's chicken and waffles paycheck to pay to pay uh old girls' college tuition. That's why Nana's on on Sunny side or whatever one that just closed. That's why that one closed. And I was like, oh, I can't confirm or deny that it's true because you know it's Reddit. But yeah, and but girl, listen, I it's too many financial situations going on with Kelly. So before the Bravo verse hurt your feelings and start airing your dirty laundry, you need to clean it up now. Damage control now. PSA Kelly, do damage control now.
SPEAKER_04I love a PSA. I love a PSA. Well, we will see what happens on Atlanta. More episodes to come there, more to come with Rhode Island. They're filming, or not filming, they're gonna air the second part of the reunion this Sunday, and so we'll be watching that as well. I gotta catch up on next gen because you know I watched last season, so I need to watch the first show of second season.
SPEAKER_02It was good, it was good.
SPEAKER_04Okay, I'm gonna catch up. I promise. You have some catching up to do, some NPR, some tiny desk. Anything else that you're catching up on on your watch list?
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SPEAKER_00She said what? Wait, what now? He went where? Uh-uh, no. Hold on, rewind that. She did what now? I want all the teeth. Piping hot. Oh, now that's Shady. Clock it. Roll the receipts. Roll the receipts with Andrika and Erwin. Pull it up. Drop the proof. Run it back. Roll it.
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